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  Dear Your Holiness by MollyMaryMarie

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Dec 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
  • Sirius Black
  • Remus Lupin
  • James Potter
  • Lily Evans Potter
  • Marlene McKinnon
  • Dorcas Meadowes
  • Frank Longbottom
  • Alice Longbottom
  • Kingsley Shacklebolt
  • Peter Pettigrew
  • Nymphadora Tonks
  • Teddy Lupin
  • Harry Potter
  • Mary Macdonald
  • Walburga Black
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • wolfstar
  • modern day AU
  • band au
  • Texting
  • text fic
  • priest fic
  • Father Lupin
  • pop punk references OUT THE ASSSS
  • throat tattoos
  • does celibacy include masturbation?
  • smoking for the aesthetic
  • Moony and Remus as separate entities
  • Sort Of
  • canon is totally irrelevant in this fic
  • literally i just stole the names
  • Catholic Imagery
  • Religious Themes
  • but also SUPER SACRILEGIOUS THEMES
  • i mean it is a priest fic so religion and faith are discussed
  • Implied/Referenced Suicide
  • also this whole fic takes place the week of a catholic funeral
  • and again its a priest fic so a lot of this occurs in church
  • Fluff
  • Angst
  • Smut
  • Eventual Smut
  • its a very slow burn okay
  • Frottage
  • Oral Sex
  • Masturbation
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Anal Sex
  • Anal Fingering
  • Rimming
  • Mutual Pining
  • Unresolved Sexual Tension
  • Yearning
  • religious trauma
  • warnings include:
  • Eating Disorders
  • Childhood Trauma
  • Childhood Sexual Abuse
  • conversion therapy
  • All of the warnings are PAST references
  • not part of the actual plot of the fic
  • but they are mentioned so read carefully
  • There is also a scene with a racist police officer in chapter 3
  • If you want to skip this scene it is marked and mentioned in the chapter notes

  Summary

  During the week of his father's funeral, Sirius Black meets an unusual priest and offers to help write Orion Black's eulogy. At the same time, he's started texting a mysterious bass player from a pop-punk band that he accidentally swapped phones with. Eventually, the conversations between the two start to blur together and Sirius has trouble trying to decide which one he's falling for the hardest.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  142,264

  Chapters:

  12/12

  Collections:

  24

  Comments:

  2,862

  Kudos:

  15,811

  Bookmarks:

  5,903

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  578,788

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  08 Jan 2026

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  you wouldn’t like me by crushofdoves

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter
  • Sirius Black
  • Remus Lupin
  • James Potter
  • Lily Evans Potter
  • Regulus Black
  • Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
  • Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • sort of - it’s 2005 y’all!
  • Strangers to Lovers
  • sirius works at a thrift store and uses a pink motorola razr
  • remus works at a record store
  • Trans Sirius Black
  • He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Sirius Black
  • Walburga Black’s A+ Parenting
  • Light Angst
  • minor dysphoria
  • i promise it’s very mild this is a happy/affirming fic
  • Fluff
  • Texting
  • fantasy my mariah carey as a plot device
  • james is a terrible matchmaker but he’s trying
  • Trans Lily Evans Potter
  • everyone was gay and nothing hurt
  • Pining Sirius Black
  • Pining Remus Lupin
  • regulus ‘cockblock’ black
  • Regulus Black & Sirius Black Have a Good Relationship
  • channeling sexual tension through early 2000s emo
  • hooking up in a bar bathroom hell yeah
  • gender euphoric smut
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Vaginal Sex
  • remus lupin sucks the strap
  • Slice of Life
  • it’s a romcom y’all!

  Summary

  It’s 2005 and Sirius Black is trying to figure out his gender, their brother, and his new crush.

  this fic is complete ♥

  art in chapter 2 is by iamthedamndonutdrawcat <3

  Series

  • Part 2 of take me anywhere

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  44,006

  Chapters:

  9/9

  Comments:

  644

  Kudos:

  1,940

  Bookmarks:

  627

  Hits:

  48,646

  Bookmarked by Plumsparadise

  08 Jan 2026

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  • fics i love

  Bookmarker's Notes

  one of the best fics ever