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“I guess we should just pretend to date, then?” Lando says easily.
“What?” Oscar asks. “You’re not serious?”
“Um, yeah I am, mate,” Lando says. “C’mon. It’s not like we can erase the kiss from anyone’s mind or socials. And I don’t want Zak to think you’re like playing mind games with me. I mean, you’re not right?”
“No,” Oscar exclaims, shaking his head. “Of course not.”
“Then, we might as well just lean in, right?” Lando says. “You’d look crazy if we just pretended it was some weird accident.”
Well, Oscar probably is for kissing his teammate like that.
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Oscar kisses Lando on the podium in front of the whole world. Which might be ok if they were dating. But they're not. Not even close. So now, they have to pretend to date to save both of their careers from Oscar's lapse in judgment. This means cute insta posts, joint interviews, the occasional public date, and shared hotel room.
It certainly doesn't mean exploring his newfound sexuality with his teammate. Or getting to know him on a deeper level. Or falling in love with him. All while leading the championship. Again.
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Lando, the insurmountable frat king, bets that he can do the impossible and crack Oscar Piastri, the ice king. The terms: get him to truly fall for it. Say he loves him. The problem: Lando falls for him instead.
or, bully lando x nerd oscar
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When Lando asked his roommate to be his fake date for a wedding, he didn't think it was a terrible idea. When they spent a week sharing a bed after an unfortunate ceiling leak, it wasn't a big deal. When he realised he was maybe irrevocably in love with his roommate, it became a bit of a problem.
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When Oscar's roommate of three years and crush of the same amount of time asked him to be his fake date for a wedding, he thought he'd be fine. When he ended up sleeping in his bed for the better part of a week, he thought he could deal with it. When that same roommate drunkenly kissed him on a night out, it became a bit of a problem.
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Oscar stopped breathing for a whole second. The stadium was still loud all around them people walking, shouting, buying food… But at that moment, it all felt distant. Because Oscar’s brain could only focus on Lando’s voice.
On his knee brushing against his own. On the absurd proximity between the two of them. And on Lando saying that he wanted to fuck him too.
“But there’s a catch,” Lando murmured.
Oscar slowly took a deep breath.
“What?”
And then Lando smiled. That dangerously teasing smile that always destroyed his sanity.
“Whichever team wins gets to decide who’s on top.”
“WHAT?!”
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Oscar has a crush on his best friend and in a soccer game they bet who wins will be the top in sex later.