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Louis and Harry both think it's a coincidence that strange things start to happen when they break up.
It's not.
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of a certain age by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Mar 2026
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“Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”
“The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.
Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?
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Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind.
Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov.
Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend-
[Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.]
Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now!
(the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)
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- Part 18 of ways they didn't find out
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A Lemonrry By Any Other Name (Would Taste As Sweet) by FitzAndLarry
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
06 May 2023
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The Kingdoms of Lemoncult and Twoweekerry have long been allied. But when tensions rise, will their two Princes, known to clash, manage to reinstate peace?
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- Part 1 of Lemonrry Adventures
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After a disastrously timed interruption exposes more than Shane ever intended, he’s forced to face his best friend—and himself—with Ilya at his side, turning one mortifying night into something unexpectedly honest, and maybe even a little soft.