Archive of Our Own

There's a lot of things to dislike about comic books. I just wanted all the marvel babies all grown up and happy and shit, so I started writing it.

This is a work in progress list of characters and their roles in the AU.

Avengers
Eli Bradley; Captain America (leader always with the srs face what is that face eli)
Kate Bishop; Hawkeye (isn’t the official leader but pretty much runs this shit when she wants to)
Tommy Shepard; Speed (snarky comic relief) (there are weird threesome things going on between him and Kate and Eli but no one really talks about it)
Teddy Altman; Captain Marvel (token alien but also just a really good guy) (lives with Billy but is always on call to come fight)
Cassie Lang; Stature (grows and shrinks and is generally adorable) (she’s still with vision/jonas but isn’t planning to have any fake babies with him)
The Vision (slightly more useful than Victor which is kind of awkward but he has all the brainwaves of Iron Lad still and doesn’t really fight much unless he has to)
Molly Hayes; Bruiser/Princess Power (resident X-Man/Avenger but does shit all for keeping the two teams peaceful with each other)
Nico Minoru; Sister Grimm (magic user) (totally hangs out with Billy a lot)
Victor Mancha; ??? (Ultron’s kid but don’t worry guys his programming is totally overridden he’s good now)

Karolina Dean (is pretty much out in space most of the time doing intergalactic relations shit but comes back to Earth a lot to visit her friends)
Xavin (stays out in space with her beloved and follows her wherever she goes and handles war-type things with the intergalactic relations)

Chase Stein; ??? (shows up sometimes to save everyone’s asses with awesome tech)

Gert Yorkes; Arsenic & Old Lace (leader of the Exiles - shows up to save everyone’s asses at least once with the rest of the Exiles and then comes back later to stay permanently and live happily ever after with Chase like we always wanted)

Billy Kaplan; Sorceror Supreme (just kinda hangs out and does magic and cuddles with Teddy and occasionally saves the world and stuff when it’s magic related)

Abigail Boylen; Cloud 9
Melati Kusuma; Komodo
Roger Brokeridge; Hardball
Micheal Van Patrick; MVP (idk a clone they made so many of them there’s bound to be one here somewhere)
(some type of national organisation or something to help train prospective superheroes and get some type of non-invasive registry going)

Jeanne Foucault; Finesse
Jennifer Takeda; Hazmat
Ken Mack; Mettle
Humberto Lopez; Reptil
Brandon Sharpe; Striker
Madeline Berry; Veil
(I am feeling like these guys would be a special ops type team and they’d do recon and shit and they’d be pretty okay with not being in the spotlight except Striker he’s some type of like movie star or some shit)

X-Men/Mutants
Victor Borkowski; Anole (leader ALWAYS SRS FACING gets on pretty good with eli which is great because Bruiser sucks at avenger/x-men relations)
Santo Vaccarro; Rockslide (always giving Anole a hard time so many high-fives)
Molly Hayes; Bruiser/Princess Power (resident avenger and generally acts like she is god’s gift to mutantkind but she’s okay really when you get to know her I guess she’s totally the one who turns off the lights in the danger room and attacks students to “hone their instincts”)
Hisako Ichiki; Armor (high-fiving buddy for Santo mostly and all around badass x-chick)
Julian Keller; Hellion (is Anole’s go to guy to lead splinter groups of X-Men also still has his hands idc what anyone says)
Cessily Kincaid; Mercury (pretty much the most reasonable ever and shuts everyone up when they’re being rude to Anole)
Sooraya Qadir; Dust (takes it upon herself to go and figure out peaceful solutions and is often the one Anole goes to when he needs help with such things)
Noriko Ashida; Surge (also a go to person for splinter groups but she’s also an awesome team player)
Josh Foley; Elixir (sits around in the lab and heals people)
Hope Abbott; Trance (mostly pays attention to younger mutants and kind of is a guidance counsellor for them but goes on missions too)
Celeste, Mindee & Phoebe Cuckoo; Stepford Cuckoos (network the team and use Cerebra to do mind power shit and one of them probably teaches telepathy or something)
Paras Gavaskar; Indra (travels a bit and occasionally comes by to help fight and stuff)
Alani Ryan; Loa (teacher)
Ben Hammil; Match (field instructor for the younger generation kind of a goof occasionally)
Ruth Aldine; Blindfold (pretty much just sits around and prophesizes stuff, kinda freaking everyone out a lot)
Nezhno Abidemi; Gentle (teacher/meditation leader/don’t ask him to go fight he will do it when he feels the need)
Roxanne Washington; Bling! (mostly a teacher)
Laura Kinney; X-23 (where the fuck is she half the time fuckin wolverine clones but omg her and julian are totally hooking up and her storylines are ten thousand times better than wolverine’s)

Megan Gwynn; Captain Britain (still referred to affectionately as Pixie and is still quite bouncy and giggly but yo don’t mess with her man she will fuck you up)

Villains
Terrance Ward; Trauma (wait when the fuck did he become a super villain fuck well I guess that’s it then. totally asks his old friends out for tea and no one really bothers to fuck with him unless they’re stupid)

Sylvie Lushton; Enchantress (a bit of a wild card. most of the time she totally wants to be an Avenger but Loki took her under his wing so she has a bit of confusion over good vs. evil and sometimes she causes worldwide chaos sort of accidentally)

Big Zero (ugh no get out you neo-nazi please. only occasionally causes trouble because there is only so much one can do with a neo-nazi. she probably died early on just because she is a neo-nazi)
Egghead (still listening to his neo-nazi girlfriend... after she dies he kind of just wanders around and eventually someone reprogams him to do like community service work like picking up garbage and stuff)