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  1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Wed 12 Nov 2025 11:18PM UTC

    The judges would be quite insulted that they won’t be invited, I’m sure

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    1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 07:16AM UTC

      Probably

      One student at Hogwarts: "hey Harry, why were you not at the world cup quidditch final?"

      Harry: *mind flashing back to the battles he's been through* "don't ask. For heaven's sake, don't ask"

      (not sure if that's during or after HOO, but for the sake of the joke, let's say it was during)

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      1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 03:40PM UTC

        If they know what's good for them, just ignore it

        Also, imagine if someone (say Fleur) at some point looks at Harry and realizes a few things. First, he absolutely won the genetic lottery. Plus he's smart, kind, witty, charismatic, funny, a talented musician, and -let's be honest here- archery does wonders for the arms. Then they just walk up to Harry and say "So... you wouldn't happen to have any single brothers or sisters, would you?"

        Cue the hysterical laughter from Harry

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        1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 03:48PM UTC

          And him saying he has a cabin full, but no one believing him?

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          1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 03:56PM UTC

            Draco might roll with that idea, though not quite for the right reasons

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            1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 03:56PM UTC

              Calling lily a whore and all?

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              1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 04:02PM UTC

                “Hear that, everyone?! Evans says his mother’s a tramp after all! He admitted it!”

                Cue Harry just sighing. “How many times do I have to teach you this lesson?”

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                1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 04:15PM UTC

                  "you do realise it takes two to tango right? If anybody is a tramp, it's my dad"

                  Honestly, Harry being Hogwarts's heart-throb is pretty hilarious. Like girls following him around like they do with Viktor in fourth movie and watching him practice

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                  1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 04:24PM UTC

                    “Yeah, but you don’t get insulted if someone insults your father! You’re usually first in line.”

                    “Second, actually. I’m just the vice-president of the “I hate my father” club. You want the president, you gotta talk to Will.”

                    “Who the devil is Will?!”

                    “It doesn’t really concern you. He’s got a thing for emos, not peacocks. Well, just the one emo, actually.”

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                    1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 04:30PM UTC

                      Nico: *pops his head out of Harry's shadow and makes everyone jump* "I resent that!" *disappears again*

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                      1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 04:32PM UTC

                        I notice he didn’t deny it

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                        1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 04:34PM UTC

                          Haha

                          But imagine Harry just shooting arrows one afternoon and after retrieving them, he turns to see a bunch of teenage girls watching him

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                          1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 04:55PM UTC

                            Nothing you can say will convince me his shirt didn’t say My Chemical Romance

                            Colin would be at the front taking pictures, right? Kid would make a killing selling those

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                            1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 04:59PM UTC

                              Haha

                              Almost certainly and Daphne will be first in line.

                              Imagine that because he'll be her daughter's stepbrother, Aphrodite gives him an amulet against love potions or do you think his half-divine blood protects him against it?

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                              1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:06PM UTC

                                And second. And third. Really she’ll just buy the whole stock

                                If anything he has a natural immunity. Or he just has to be really careful around Romilda

                                Would Aphrodite hate love potions with a passion that burns with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, or think they’re the most romantic thing since Helen and Paris? Cause I can’t really see an in between

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                                1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:10PM UTC

                                  True

                                  Yeah, she won't give up easily, but I do like the idea of Harry just drinking drugged drinks or food and being completely fine and throwing any girl who tries her luck, thinking he's gotten the love potion in him now, off without a thought

                                  Honestly, I'm not sure. On one hand, you'd think that as the goddess of love, potions like that would be an insult, but on the other hand:...Helen and Paris..... and the Aphrodite ritual

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                                  1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:13PM UTC

                                    Think he’d give them a score out of ten for how clever their potioning attempt was? Get cards to hold up and everything?

                                    Didn’t she also encourage Piper to charmspeak Jason into a relationship?

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                                    1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:15PM UTC

                                      Probably.

                                      "Hey Harry! Want something to drink?" *Harry holds up a card with a 1, just saying "too obvious"*

                                      Not sure but wouldn't surprise me

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                                      1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:18PM UTC

                                        After eating a perfectly innocuous helping of raindrop cake he just goes “7.8 out of 10. Too much water.”

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                                        1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:20PM UTC

                                          Meanwhile, daphnne isn't sure if she should be stewing in anger at them trying to drug her boyfriend or laugh that it has no effect and he's just mocking them now

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                                          1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:23PM UTC

                                            I don’t think she’d stew in anger. I think she’d just casually upend the pot over their heads and let the boiling hot anger burn them all over

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                                            1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:27PM UTC

                                              Yeah, probably

                                              By the way, I think I know a way for Harry to go with Clarisse

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                                              1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:36PM UTC

                                                He hides in her backpack?

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                                                1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:40PM UTC

                                                  Nope. Ares told her to bring her along to get revenge on Percy

                                                  Everyone knows his dangerous quests are. Luke failed his and came back even me cynical than before, Percy nearly died several times on his, so if Ares could get revenge for his defeat by telling Clarisse to take Harry on hers, it would be perfect

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                                                  1. Red_Feather (Ze_Red_Feather) on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:45PM UTC

                                                    Would backfire in that she won’t just leave him to die, but it would work otherwise

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                                                    1. Fantasticoncer on Chapter 1 Thu 13 Nov 2025 05:51PM UTC

                                                      True

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