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  1. Zumberge Wed 30 Sep 2026 07:50PM UTC

    How convenient that this is announced, right when Draco Malfoid is trending within art circles. A bit too convenient.

    So who's really pulling the strings? Majestic 12? The Patriots? That weird Finnish janitor?

    I'm on to you.

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    1. OTW_Open_Doors_Volunteers (Official) Thu 01 Oct 2026 12:24AM UTC

      One might say it's... magic? :)
      Best,
      Kayla
      OTW Open Doors

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    2. MalcontentCatboy Thu 01 Oct 2026 07:34AM UTC

      It's the aliens. You know you've heard of Area 51, that's why it's obviously not the real secret alien base. That would be Area 69. Not to be confused with Area 67, which is sus.

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      1. MysteriousMihai Thu 01 Oct 2026 09:49AM UTC

        Area 69. Bone County, near Las Venturas. The one that keeps shooting you down when you try to fly over it. The TESTEDUCATIONALSKILLS cheat code, which makes your wanted level vanish, doesn't help, by the way. You'd be brought down nonetheless.

        They definitely had something to hide.

        Then again, it's certainly not any less sus that you're diverting our attention by triggering 2000s gaming nostalgia. ;) You don't happen to be a weird Finnish janitor, now do you? *plays X-Files Theme*

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