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  1. oh god this just continues to make me laugh you beautiful person

     

    "one of the best ways to avoid doing any real, boring, tedious, or dull work, also had the unintended side-effect of making his subjects feel empowered; that was to say, if someone asked him to make a decision about anything boring (and most of it, it turned out, was boring), he would ask "well, what would you suggest we do?" and simply agree to whatever they suggested. Advisors felt respected and trusted, and Loki was left to direct his dramaticals and eat grapes. Perhaps, he thought, he should write a best-selling book on his management technique, but that, quite frankly, sounded awfully tedious too." (this is like really fucking clever and also Very loki and uhhhh just fantastic thanks)

    "Now, he sat, comfortably coiled on the kitchen table like a pretty little scaly cinnamon bun, waiting for Thor to return from whatever tedium he was taking care of with Heimdall only to discover that the house had been visited by a happy little snake in his absence, whereupon Loki would reveal himself, and hilarity would ensue." (you are fantastic & your loki is fantstic bless you)

    SNAKE BLEP!!!

    ...a pizza... with..... "no banana" ..... thor. thor. thor are you ok

    “Aww, that's the best one!” enthused the Grandmaster. “Say, is there anything to eat in here besides these uhh, weird old cheese strings I found in the glove compartment?” “What? No, those aren't - those are emergency candles,” cautioned Hiroim. “Don't eat - okay, stop eating, okay, you're still... that can't be delicious.” The Grandmaster politely spat the bland, waxy cheese into a tissue. “That is the second worst cheese I've ever had,” he said. (OH.
    MY.
    GOD.)

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    1. YOU'RE fantastic and I'm so glad you're enjoying this and I'm sorry I'm not sorry for throwing shade at the weird business that passes for acceptable pizza toppings in parts of Sweden

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