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  1. "Jesse Joel James Ignacious Hernando McCree." The ninja's eyes narrowed menacingly.

    "Now hold up," McCree held his hands out placatingly, "that's not my name. Well, the first bit and the last one, sure, but--" He was cut off by a robotic finger jabbing into his sternum. Genji was finally getting his depth perception right, good, not something to think about now, Jesse.

    "What. Did. You. Do?" Genji growled and the hair on the back of Jesse's neck stood at attention.

    "Well, Sweetheart, he was kinda askin' fer it." Jesse flushed, fisgeting as he tried to explain he and Hanzo's time together.

    After breakfast, Hanzo kept to muttering about honor and blood and looking a lot like the guys in those samurai flicks Genji liked to watch. It was getting on his nerves. If someone was going to launch an attack they had to think of all the angles, the consequences, the collateral. Getting all angry and attacking is never a good thing.

    'Brash crap like that gets you killed dead.' An echo of Reyes' training ran through his thoughts. "Pull shit, get hit."

    He saw how jumpy Hanzo was, eyes flickering around uncertainly. One moment he was seated at the breakfast bar, the next Jesse heard the strangest sound, somewhere between a thud and a cartoony boing. He turned slowly to find that ,yes indeed, that was Hanzo flat out on the ground and staring up at the ceiling with the Shimada Look of Confusion.

    "No!" Genji interjected with a gasp, glare falling away as his jaw dropped. McCree relaxed and started pulling increasingly absurd impressions of Hanzo's look. Soon his lil' Carrot was belting out laughs, snorting adorably. He was about to continue on to his surprise dinner when a deep voice interrupted him.

    "You are alive." Hanzo's choked whisper broke their happy moment. Dressed in simple sweats and a tee, the man was leaning heavily on the door frame to their examination room. Jesse stilled, fighting down the instinct to protect, to lunge forward and block his boy from view. Genji hated people on his team underestimating him, especially in his current circumstances. Besides,it wasn't his call if Hanzo was allowed another chance. His eyes slid to the left so as to gauge Hanzo's reception. Genji looked hurt, angry, confused, but not hostile. The tension was high so McCree did what he did best and prodded at it.

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    Ohhhh...Hanzo thought Genji was dead!!

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    1. He's such a pessimistic diva.

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      1. He is and he deserves it, the ass.

        And Jesse just tortured him mentally, the physical stuff was the result of Hanzo deep-frying his liver with Sake.

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        1. Yup. Hard to hurt a guy who wants to be in pain.

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