“That’s what I’ve been saying!” he exclaims. “I can open a jar of pickles,” he says with a scoff when Venom spitefully makes him stab his fork into a whole lot of nothing instead of his raw tuna steak."
akjghsdfjkg VENOM. Be nice, Eddie cant help being an idiot
"It is a “you suck at taking care of yourself” thing.
“Okay, and I’d believe that a lot more if you weren’t helping me perform basic motor functions that I’m already real good at. I’m awesome at pressing elevator buttons myself. Passed the college course with flying colors.”
this is the most married couple fight i've ever SEEN
“Trouble in paradise?” Dan asks. As always, he looks both entertained and intrigued by the stupid one-sided conversations Eddie ends up having while he’s over for dinner."
this is why we love dan. Dan the Man
“And I think Venom’s just glad to help fill in for the rest. Am I right?” She directs this question at the general space next to Eddie, and Venom extends a face tendril out to answer.
“Annie is smart. Listen to her.”
wow, ganging up on your husband together with the ex, Venom??? jkdshg
“You tossed me into a bookcase last week, love,” Eddie reminds them, and they turn their face to growl at him, “We were under attack!”
“It was just a wasp,” Eddie reassures the other two, who are now looking at them in alarm. “Or two. Or five. Shit, we really do have a bug problem.”
“And I told you we could just eat them and be done with it.”
Annie and Dan share a look, something kind of confused and amused at the same time, but Eddie doesn’t have time to dwell on it because Venom goes ahead and starts eating his fish with their own mouth, dodging deftly when he tries to get it back."
HE CALLED THEM LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and good job venom, protect your boy from the Evil Bugs. share that fish pls
"You were my first step too, Eddie.
They unwind from his hands to hover up and cradle his face, tenderly, and his eyes flutter closed for a moment. Venom is a part of him, always, now, and there’s never a time when they’re not touching in some way or another, but this - this feels different. This feels more deliberate, more thoughtful, and he responds in kind, making it obvious how it makes him feel."
I fully expected a KISS here and I don't know HOW to feel that there was none asdfghjkl
"Yes, Venom agrees, though they’re trying to figure out why he censored himself just now. Eddie starts emphatically thinking about maybe taking a nighttime stroll on a seedy street to distract from the fact that he was about to say the word “boyfriend,” or “gender-neutral significant other,” and that’s a conversation he doesn’t currently want to have with himself or Venom. The longer he can be in denial about it, the better."
eddie you're... youre just so BLIND.
"We have good legs, Venom says, apropos of nothing while Eddie is admiring the sunset along the way.
“Yeah, they sure get the job done,” Eddie agrees. “Thanks for patching them up that time. And the giant hole in my chest, too.”
I will always fix us when we are broken.
“Oof, broken. You saying there’s something wrong with me?”
No! Venom yells at him. It’s loud enough that Eddie and his good legs stumble for a second. You are perfect. We are perfect. Never doubt that. Or I will have to remind you."
abudibbsubsubs okkdshg ???!?!?!?!?
"You are the squishiest and softest host. None have ever had such comfortable flesh.
I like the way our skin feels when we move together.
You sleep very nicely, Eddie. You are pleasantly easy to hold down.
“Alright, look, you’re my favorite parasite too, but you’ve gotta stop saying things that make it sound like you secretly want to eat me,” Eddie finally has to tell them after he hears Venom rumble lowly in his head, You are the tater tots of humans, Eddie."
i'm actually literally crying. tater tots of humans. oh dgkjsdhgk jahgkjhgsdfkhjdjhksdgf
Being a gentleman is so much easier when you don't share a body, hahaha.
ALSO I love the idea of Venom and Anne and Dan just forming a coalition against Eddie of people who want him to take better care of himself. Just constantly plotting against him until his life decisions improve.
Throughout this entire story, Eddie bombards Venom with pet names and somehow still expects his feelings to go unnoticed??? What a doof.
I do regret a bit that they never kissed in this fic!! That definitely would have been a good moment, but Eddie was too oblivious and Venom wanted to wait until things were Official. You can safely assume they kiss and more after the curtain drops at the end of the story!
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