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  1. cee (Guest) on Chapter 2 Mon 11 May 2015 09:13AM UTC

    hilarious!
    ...i could just picture the envy of the male populace as females of almost all races are there to admire thor and steve ;) maybe some of them would try to pathetically work out aggressively to get the build... XD

    ...also thor could probably get the mirkwood elves drunk with major hangover for WEEKS with his OWn liquor (the one in AoU) dorwinion? this got nothing on your dorwinion thranduil!

    ...steve looking perplexed and postures defensively when he sees Lord Elrond (bear me with this XD)

    Gandalf: "Calm down, Captain! He offers you and your company food and rest!"
    Tony: "Well cap, you didn't nazi that coming."
    Steve: "Shut up, Tony."
    Tony: "No seriously, you said it before that the Red Skull, John Schmidt, have disintegrated into a pillar of light through a RIP of time and space, WHAT if he have made his way to middle earth and reborn as /waves towards Elrond/ an elf lord?"
    Steve: "Tony, stop."
    Tony: "If I could on calibrate my pad right now, we could do a scan to see if he is hiding something behind that face mask...something red and creepy...inside out"
    Steve: "TONY!"

    Elrond: ....
    Elrond: "I assure you that my face is not a mask, Master Stark. Nor am I this...Red Skull you speak of?"

    Tony: "Oh shit cap, How did he hear me. We are practically far from ear shot here. Did he just read our mind? "
    Gandalf: "Elves have superior hearing, Master Stark!"

    Tony: "Oh"
    Steve: "That is what I'm trying to tell you, Tony."

    Tony: "Hm. /shrugs look at Gandalf/ Well, whatever you say, Magneto."

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    1. RogueFanKC on Chapter 2 Mon 11 May 2015 05:28PM UTC

      This quote is from Faith in the comic series "Faith and Angel" of the BtVS cannon

      Thanks for the gigantic review! It made my day! :)

      Trust me, you haven't seen the jealousy yet, although expect a sudden increase in the "We Love Thor Odinson" club and a new arrival called the "We Love Steven Rogers" society. Much to Dwalin and Thorin's collective chagrin (as well as all the other males). Although to be fair, not all the males hate Thor and Steven. Bilbo, Bain, Gimli, Ori, and Dori (for various reasons) love and appreciate them. Nori...for less scrupulous reasons. XD

      Good idea about Asgardian liquor; I'll see if I can work that in!

      Yep, it's amazing how many MCU actors were from the Hobbit movies, and I'm glad for it however because I'm such a fan of them, especially Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch (you should have seen how excited I was when they were announced). And Steven, look on the bright side, Elrond is nothing like Red Skull, so if anything, he'd be a good friend if you can get past the look-alike issue.

      See you next chapter! Glad you found this hilarious! :)

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      1. cee (Guest) on Chapter 2 Tue 12 May 2015 07:36AM UTC

        haha np :) the interactions would be hilarious. i could just imagine the possibilities so i hope you don't mind me chucking out scenarios if just for the lulz! (...aka marvelous hobbit shorts?)

        === # 1

        - legs and kili being reluctant bros for a common cause (aka. tauriel)

        kili: i can't believe i will see the day an elf will be jealous of my beard.
        legolas: i AM not jealous of your facial scruff, dwarf! i am merely curious how you even have them!
        kili: BUT you are jealous for the fact i even have facial hair, admit it! >:D

        /meanwhile, legolas gaze drifted towards the window where Thor is regaling stories to his fanclub in dori's tea shop
        / tauriel pretends to 'trip' as she passes by thor so she could cope a feel on his bicep
        /both dwarf and elf's jaw tighten

        legolas: this is pathetic! tauriel would never--!
        kili: you know what elf, this might be a start of a beautiful friendship.... also, you need strong dwarvish diet if you want to pack muscles like that ponce!
        legolas: i didn't say anything?
        kili: /pats/ your face says otherwise.
        legolas: so do you!
        kili: okay fine, we are even!

        (cont.)

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      2. cee (Guest) on Chapter 2 Tue 12 May 2015 07:37AM UTC

        (cont. from earlier comment)

        === # 2

        - tony, no. tony stop.

        Gandalf: Master Stark, what are you doing? Those are not ordinary blades may I remind you.
        Tony: I am trying to get a scan of this sword. It will be over quick, if only princess here just didn't try to stop me.
        Lindir: I am male! /bows briefly/ My apologies, my lord I tried to
        Tony: *mumbling* "well no male could sing that ridiculously high...seriously"
        Lindir: *sputters*

        Elrond: ... *raises palm to silence and dismiss Lindir, turns and gives an unimpressed look at* Gandalf?
        Gandalf: Uhm...I was told Master Stark here is an inventor of great renown in his realm, making great innovations ahead of his time. He alone is responsible for equipping the entire team.
        Tony: You are very much welcome, Dumbledore.
        Elrond: I see...
        Gandalf: However, he is also quite short in manners and for that you must forgive him.
        Tony: Hey! I am offended. I am not that short. /lifts a blade/ this blade--the orc cleaver, is it?
        Gandalf: It is called Orcist, Master Stark and the one on your left is the goblin cleaver. And be careful, they are thousands of years old!
        Tony: Earlier these blades seem to glow blue. i am very positive my readings caught it glowing blue. why do they glow blue?
        Gandalf: ...it only glows blue when the presence of dark creatures are nearby. Specifically, Goblins and Orcs.
        Elrond: ...it was not glowing earlier. how is it possible that you've seen it?
        Tony: uhm the wonders of technology, gentlemen!...er, or here you would call it, alchemy? yeah that would be it, advanced alchemy!

        Steve: Tony! Bruce said you left and Lindir told me you are here! What are you doing? *nods curtly in apology to the rest*
        Tony: Cap, do you know that the Elves here have blades that could actually glow blue during combat?
        Elrond: Only in the presence of dark creatures.
        Tony: But WHAT powers it to glow blue? A mythical gem perhaps?
        Steve: For pete's sake, tony! I thought we are over this? There is no tesseract here!
        Elrond &Gandalf : Tesseract?

        * = whispering

        Tony: *while we are at the banquet table, Bruce and I almost stumbled upon a group of elves carrying these blades towards here and i swear they are glowing blue and gave Bruce a brief migraine. So I decided to see it for myself.

        Steve: *could it be that the big guy? he is neither goblin or orc.
        Tony: *see i told you, rogers. so maybe its not the tesseract..but it is doing something to bruce!
        Steve: *can you at least do this later? this is very rude, especially to our host. *nods towards Elrond & co.*

        Elrond: The blades do not glow at the presence of Men.
        Gandalf: *clears throat* May I remind you again Master Stark, Elves have superior hearing.

        Tony: Bruce turns to an unstoppable green rage monster when angered. Like a Balrog? but only slightly smaller.

        Gandalf:
        Elrond:
        Every elf within hearing distance (of elvish hearing anyway):

        Steve: /facepalms/ Never MENTION Balrogs to them, Tony!

        ===

        ok i will shut up now, this turned to a ficlet, im sorry!

        the whole hobbit cast mcu verse casting pretty much blew my mind for the rest of the week
        i would say its like...martin freeman: the unexpected cast call

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