Comment on ships in the night

  1. helaravenclaw on Chapter 1 Sun 20 Sep 2020 03:53AM UTC

    ngl it does haha (from maria innocently playing hide and seek with aguero to the beginning of a horror story lmao)

    @mamamaria: AGUERO NOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
    @khunranaway: they're just spiders ffs

    when hachuling sees a spider, he will set it loose on his siblings and cousins and party to the sound of their screams
    (sworn enemy!kiseia: YOU SPIDER!
    aguero: *insulted pikachu* I WHAT)

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    1. resident_ordinary_person on Chapter 1 Sun 20 Sep 2020 04:31AM UTC

      that sounds terrifying ngl
      imagine canon maria with black holes for eyes (like a silent brother from the shadowhunter chronicles)

      oooh are those their private accounts?

      hachuling is the ultimate shit stirrer
      (sworn enemy!kiseia: fights aguero with a glass box full of spiders)

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      1. helaravenclaw on Chapter 1 Sun 20 Sep 2020 04:59AM UTC

        now i need a horror au or smth with aguero getting kidnapped and brought back to his childhood home, the lair of devils, and bam and the rest of the s1 gang have to bust in to rescue him, bam has complete immunity to the khun monster children and they're all terrifird of him because he is the son of the boss monster v

        those are their public accs! they are a lot more active on chirper tgt now that aguero and maria have made up, subjects and lighthousers are living for it

        kiseia: this is my tarantula, his name is baby growler, with this tarantula i can neutralise your intelligence
        aguero's brain: brain empty just arachnophobic thoughts
        aguero: gET THAT TF AWAY FROM ME
        kiseia: great, it works!

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        1. resident_ordinary_person on Chapter 1 Sun 20 Sep 2020 05:10AM UTC

          maybe this is how khun family arc will play out...
          bam out-monsters them

          khun: why start social media campaigns with your company's artists when you yourself can raise sales with family shenanigans?
          rak: BLUE TURTLE ARE MY SEVEN TROPHIES A JOKE TO YOU???

          BABY GROWLER AS A TARANTULA alskdhg;lshg

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          1. helaravenclaw on Chapter 1 Sun 20 Sep 2020 08:14AM UTC

            yihwa and quaetro: fight fire with fire
            bam and jahad: fight monsters with monsters

            rak: *posts a lot, very attentive to his turtle's requests although he doesn't admit it*
            khun: *doesn't post a lot, but when he does it's passive aggressive and funny as hell*

            apparently, purple tarantulas exist, and i have no doubt that baby growler is one of them xD
            (kiseia: my baby's legs look like yours
            aguero: but you don't have a baby?
            kiseia, shoving baby growler in his face: LOOK AT MY BABY
            aguero, screaming: wHAT THE FÜCK KISEIA also hOW DARE YOU ASSUME I HAVE HAIRY LEGS
            baby growler: *hissing because apparently tarantulas make noise as defense against threats*)

            not @ me making baby growler a tarantula because 1) they're creepy af 2) they have 8 eyes, and canon!baby growler is an observer (tarantulas have bad eyesight tho oop)

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            1. resident_ordinary_person on Chapter 1 Sun 20 Sep 2020 05:07PM UTC

              rak is tsundere on social media lmao

              aguero's baby: bam
              kiseia's baby: baby growler the tarantula
              agnis' babies: maria, aguero, and kiseia

              kiseia's baby growls hisses

              canon!baby growler's most prominent trait is its ability to neutralize lighthouses tho, it fits

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              1. helaravenclaw on Chapter 1 Mon 21 Sep 2020 12:55AM UTC

                rak is always tsundere xD

                v's babies: basically every child he meets, but mainly bam and aguero
                arlene's biggest baby: v

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