How are they gonna feed him? I wanna see Legend just try to make him bite the apple, like "no, open your mouth and use your teeth - why don't you have fucking teeth????" because man has never seen a baby up close before, or maybe Hyrule because he's never seen a baby before being ina wasteland but he's not cussing at Wild at least, while Time and Twilith try to make applesauce for da baby. Meanwhile Wild is just absolutely sitting there, dead silent, looking at everything, and maybe he cries when someone sticks something in his mouth? I dunno I head cannon Wild is a very well behaved or absolute terror of a baby, usually one then the other.
You're right about the applesauce hehe (although I have plans for that to be Twi and Sky's idea). And I honestly hadn't considered Legend trying to feed him a wholeass apple but I adore that idea so if you don't mind I think I'll try use that. As for what baby Wild is like... well I guess you'll just have to wait and see (hint: my notes have the word "chaos" written many, many times) :)
You can so make Legend an absolute parenting disaster, I don't think he'd know anything about babies, like. At all. You could tell him the spit out fire and he'd tell you that's ridiculous but he'd always be a little more cautious around babies than before. Trying to make an infant swallow a whole apple is nothing.
I'm gonna assume that hint means Wild's a fussy baby, but as someone who was a very calm, well behaved baby, I assure you, chaos can happen around a baby whether or not the baby is involved. Usually they spur more but Wild could totally sit there while Warriors and Time try to deal with arson and be completely in baby-character.
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