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  1. ReichuAsakura on Chapter 8 Sat 11 Jun 2022 07:53PM UTC

    Me: 😏
    Vergil: Don't you dare say it.
    Me: Go~ 😆 Request though, make the beanbag burst the same time they do 🙊🤭😂 Oooh so much white stuff released~ ...by the beanbag 😏

    Professor S wearing a cape and underpants over tights (color scheme is up to you): I shall enlighten this man. ٩(°̀0°́)و

    🤣🤣🤣 a new form of Dante being Dante😍 😏

    😂😂

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    1. HotBiohazard on Chapter 8 Sat 11 Jun 2022 08:20PM UTC

      I'm putting it in my to do list right now. Dante is also putting it in his to do list and it has a line to roomie. 😂
      First the couch then the beanbag 😔 is there no seat that Dante cannot destroy?

      Color scheme is orange and purple Naruto and Sasuke hell yeah

      This joke won't land if I don't do it like this: dantay being a hottay

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      1. ReichuAsakura on Chapter 8 Sat 11 Jun 2022 08:36PM UTC

        😂😂
        Dante the (what do you call the classification of bed, couch and chair? Furniture) Destroyer 😂
        🤣🤣 quickly imagined, Dante's intro, the announcer says "Dannnnnnteeeee the Destroyer!" then Dante comes to the ring while his theme plays. there's a couch waiting for him in the ring, he climbs the ropes then dives to the couch, destroying it upon landing 😂
        Announcer: There you have it folks. Dannnnnnte the Destroyer!
        🤣🤣

        😂😂😂

        🤣🤣🤣

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        1. HotBiohazard on Chapter 8 Sat 11 Jun 2022 09:18PM UTC

          We call that a prowrestler
          Here comes Dante with the steel chair!!! oh wait nevermind it just crumpled in his hand. Eesh. 😬😬😬

          Dante the comfort crusher? Dante the seating strangler? Idk I'm broke for ideas. 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️

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          1. ReichuAsakura on Chapter 8 Sat 11 Jun 2022 09:25PM UTC

            🤣🤣🤣
            Documentary goes like
            He discovered his talent at a young age, when he rutted on the mattress and broke it 🤣 then the couch 🤣 and the beanbag chair was what made him realize his calling 🤣

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            1. HotBiohazard on Chapter 8 Sat 11 Jun 2022 09:33PM UTC

              And now some anecdotes by friends and family
              *blurred face and disguised voice that is so clearly vergil* who's paying for this documentary? Who wants to know about... what was this for again? Dante. Breaking furniture. By. Having sex with it. *the informant sighs and facepalms* my armchair... *the informant summons blue knives and walks towards the last known location of the subject*
              That was not terribly informative, so onto the next anecdote!
              *face and voice disguised but it's nero* he does f@%#ing wHAT?? Oh no he's not getting away with it this time. Dante!! You owe me a new couch for the van you sick f@!%! *informant rushes away also to the last known location of subject*
              *subject appears blurred on camera due to severity of injuries* yeah I think perhaps this was a bad idea

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              1. ReichuAsakura on Chapter 8 Sat 11 Jun 2022 09:36PM UTC

                🤣🤣🤣
                I saw it all 🤣🤣🤣 with their blurred faces and disguised voices 🤣🤣😍😍

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                1. HotBiohazard on Chapter 8 Sun 12 Jun 2022 04:06AM UTC

                  If u saw them give Dante a heads up so he knows they're coming for his ass 😭😭😭

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