Sure, he’d considered being a trophy husband in the past, but at least he was an equal in that scenario. “So, I’m a lapdog?” “I know not of this ‘dog’ but you will sit on my lap on occasion.” Lotor nodded. Lance took a deep breath.
Bro said yeah you gotta sit on my lap
Lance had always assumed that if he was ever picked for anything special, it would be more like Barbie Princess Charm school and a lot less like Silence of the Lambs.
Bro said silence of the lambs
“Please tell me you don’t dust bath like some sort of space chinchilla.”
Lotorchilla
Maybe once Lotor went to sleep he’d tried eating the space equivalent of a tide pod.
Lotor: what the fuck are you chewing on Lance: chews faster
"Where is your confusion?" "I am a grown-ass man."Lance pouted, reiterating that fact. He hoped it was humanizing, but he wasn’t sure how that worked with aliens who wanted you due to that fact. "And you don't want bubbles?" Lotor raised an eyebrow, shaking the bottle temptingly. After a moment, he sighed."Yes, please."
Help
“Do humans bathe clothed?” Lance tried his luck. He wasn’t completely lying. He remembered a meme of someone washing themselves in their clothes back on Earth.
I’m washing me and my clothes bitch
"Can you leave the room or something at least?" "I am not leaving you alone to spill water all over the floor or eat the detergent."
Lmao no tide pods
“That’s not necessary, please put your clothes back on!” He added as an afterthought, hoping to convince, “Master?”
Lance: I like this bath WHERE YO CLOTHES AT
He couldn’t be serious. “Do I appear to be joking, Pet?” What a prick.
"Bro said yeah you gotta sit on my lap" At least he's setting the expectations, haha.
"Lotorchilla" LMAO
"Lotor: what the fuck are you chewing on Lance: chews faster" HAHA that's so real.
"I’m washing me and my clothes bitch" I'm glad someone appreciates my references. I'm definitely dating myself here, but it's worth it, haha.
"Lance: I like this bath WHERE YO CLOTHES AT" YUP, haha. Lotor knows his body is magnificent, he's not afraid to show it off. Galra value efficiency, bathing together isn't anything new hehe.
I'm glad you liked this chapter! The earlier chapters were fun for the chaos! Thanks for the comment!! :D
"Bro said yeah you gotta sit on my lap" At least he's setting the expectations, haha.
Lotor really said I sit on the throne and you get the best seat in the house (my lap)
"Lance: I like this bath WHERE YO CLOTHES AT" YUP, haha. Lotor knows his body is magnificent, he's not afraid to show it off. Galra value efficiency, bathing together isn't anything new hehe.
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