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  1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Fri 22 Dec 2023 10:55AM UTC

    Waiting for Dust to make what is essentially a stop posting about among us rant except it’s just him begging Internet randos to stop interacting with his messages to the Stars

    “Stop commenting on my videos! I’m tired of seeing it!”

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    1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Fri 22 Dec 2023 06:35PM UTC

      i-
      oh i didnt even think of that.
      i need to write that right now-

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      1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Sat 23 Dec 2023 01:37AM UTC

        Nah bc imagine people start making thirst trap edits of him except all the footage of him is 144p, laggy, and just him sitting down and holding his phone at an unflattering angle

        You KNOW it would happen people are weird

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        1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Sat 23 Dec 2023 05:19AM UTC

          i mean… yeah, that would happen. i once found an animation meme of Dwayne The Rock Johnson, and Elon Musk.
          people would absolutely made edits of a 4-bit serial killer lmao

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          1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Sat 23 Dec 2023 05:29AM UTC

            A whole drama starts around the existence of the channel with commentary channels making videos on it, and meanwhile Dust is having a mental breakdown over finding a sped up version of his “stop interacting” rant with vine booms after each sentence

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            1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Sat 23 Dec 2023 04:50PM UTC

              WAIT YEAH- 💀
              i’m imagining Illuminaughti trying to rake in more views by discussing how horrible Dust’s past actions were, and he just leaves the comment ‘okay, but you too’

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              1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Sun 24 Dec 2023 03:04AM UTC

                Dust gets sent a silver play button and instead of doing a happy unboxing he just goes on another rant, extra pissed off this time because Nightmare is freaking out about someone somehow finding their castle, and as a result is lecturing them all on the “dangers of the internet”

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                1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Sun 24 Dec 2023 03:05AM UTC

                  lmao, wait, i need to remember this idea for potential future chapters—

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                  1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Sun 24 Dec 2023 03:23AM UTC

                    Some absolutely insane company reaches out to him about a sponsorship, and it turns out the company is one of those scams (eg. Established Titles), so instead of accepting Dust just absolutely rips into them

                    “Plant a tree in Scotland? WHERE THE FUCK IS SCOTLAND??”
                    Or he turns the camera towards the whole ass forest outside the castle and is just like “I HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING TREES HERE”

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                    1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Sun 24 Dec 2023 03:46AM UTC

                      HENEIFKDNEOTORO OH MY GOD
                      if i end up using these, which i’m pretty sure i WILL, i might as well make you a co-author so you get credit lmao-
                      these are genius

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                      1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Sun 24 Dec 2023 04:22AM UTC

                        I got u bro, the amount of hours I’ve spent awake in the middle of the night pondering how a Multiverse-wide Internet would respond to the Stars and Bad Sanses

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                        1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Sun 24 Dec 2023 05:55PM UTC

                          i’ve thought about that a few times, but really only like, surface-level stuff. then i randomly thought of this to explore it better lmao. yknow how fans of celebrities have nicknames and stuff? “swifties,” “siwanators,” whatever else..
                          what if fans of the Star Sanses called themselves protostars?

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                          1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Sun 24 Dec 2023 10:48PM UTC

                            And the Stars have no idea that people are calling themselves that so when one of them eventually hears somebody call themselves that they’re like “we aren’t hiring???”

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                            1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Mon 25 Dec 2023 01:18AM UTC

                              Random protostar: oh my stars hi!!! i’m such a big fan, i know, i’m a protostar lol
                              Dream: …a what.
                              protostar: a protostar! like, a young star, its what fans of you guys call themselves.. like a wannabe-Star sans!
                              Blue: OH, WOWIE! BUT, UH… ONE PROBLEM. WE, UH…
                              Dream: We’re not hiring. We don’t get paid.
                              Ink: we’re broke! :D

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                              1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Mon 25 Dec 2023 01:34AM UTC

                                Since the Stars are seen as “wholesome” they’d definitely have some child fans, so just imagine their horror when an eight year old starts going on about how they want to fight in a literal war

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                                1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Mon 25 Dec 2023 01:35AM UTC

                                  OH NOOO-
                                  oh i didn’t think of that— (i seem to be saying that a lot)
                                  I think they’d just nod along, encourage the kid to follow their dreams, before quickly adding “but legally, you can’t get a job like ours until you’re an adult, so uh- you can wait.”

                                  but oh, the horror.

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                                  1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Mon 25 Dec 2023 01:44AM UTC

                                    Some kid walks up to Dream like “I wanna help you kill your brother” and Dream is mortified at what he hasn’t somehow inspired

                                    “Oh, no, I don’t want to kill him”

                                    “But he’s evil!”

                                    And Dream has to use a tremendous amount of control to calmly explain that no, he does NOT want his brother dead.

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                                    1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Mon 25 Dec 2023 10:10PM UTC

                                      kid: but he’s evil! evil’s s’posed to be killed!

                                      Dream: he may have.. misguided ideas, but he’s not evil. therefore, i’m not going to kill my own brother. i admire your courage, but no.

                                      Nightmare, who just HAPPENED to walk by: you’re next, little one.

                                      Dream: . . .NIGHTMARE. D:

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                                      1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Tue 26 Dec 2023 02:58AM UTC

                                        Somebody comments on a video asking for merch and Dust is just like “What the fuck would that be??? A shirt covered in blood? A hoodie with a silhouette of a corpse? Why the fuck would you want serial killer merch??????”

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                                        1. - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n) on Chapter 2 Tue 26 Dec 2023 03:00AM UTC

                                          a regular white shirt, except with ‘a murderer told me i was insane’ scribbled on the front in regular old red sharpie.

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                                          1. Somebody_OntheInternet on Chapter 2 Tue 26 Dec 2023 03:03AM UTC

                                            In order to do that Dust has to stock up on white shirts, so on supply runs...

                                            “Dust, why do you have a cart full of white shirts?”

                                            “To appease the chronically online masses.”

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