jade: hello, animal control? i’d like to report a rabid creature that broke into my home— " I choked on my tea.
"Sleeping in while Kit got hauled back to castle keep by the new patrol routes circling the stables would’ve been a great idea if it had worked." Jade, a five-step plan to keep Kit away from her. Kit, basically hanging on to her ankle by their teeth: there is no escape.
Jade tricking Kit into doing her chores is everything to me. I love Jade and Elora's little book club.
"“I know you fret about her,” Ballantine says kindly. “But the princess is safe. The Pacalcade keeps a close eye on her. Don’t worry, she won’t go sneaking into your stables.”" Ding dong, you are wrong.
"Fancy flourishes are not for skirmishes. If you treat war like a tourney, it’ll be your corpse on the gurney." Jade's rhymes ARE getting better!
"Assault against the crown is so blasé to her now that she barely notices when it happens. " Jade is truly living the dream.
Kit is getting a workout montage and Jade is getting a glow-up. Life is fair.
"kit putting up heraldry in the stables like the equivalent of an eleven year old walking into your home and hanging a massive sign that says “kit tanthalos lives here now,” and you can’t get rid of it because it’s a crime to deface an emblem of the crown so instead it just grows an increasingly large hole in the middle shaped like a throwing knife thanks to termites." Oh I love this.
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