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  1. IN MY MIND I'M TRYNA GO (go go go)

    BAGGED A BADDIE BUT NOT THE WIND BAG :)

    I HATE HISTORY. ACHILLES LITERALLY NEARLY KILLED HIMSELF WHEN HE HEARD PATROCLUS DIED. HE KILLED HECTOR AND DRAGGED HIS DEAD BODY IN THE WALLS OF TROY. HE WAS DONE. AND YOU SAY THAT'S BROTHERHOOD?!

    THANK YOU I'M EXCITED

    today in class i opened my laptop and a brightness far too high shone back at me with ao3 and it was the most embarrassing thing ever
    my friend was shitting herself beside me
    but it's okay loud and proud

    24/20 YEARS BRO IS A PARAGON LOL
    and they were both accused of infidelity (except one wrote a pamphlet about it to "save his neck" and the other... lost her neck)
    HADESTOWN SKSKSKSKSKSKS I LISTEN TO ONE SONG FROM IT BUT IT SLAPS
    AH HEATHERS i really need to watch it
    RIDE THE CYCLONE i've heard of it... that's about as far as i know
    MEAN GIRLS WOOHOO LOVE THAT MOVIE

    HAMILTON IS A LIFESTYLE. EPIC IS A LIFESTYLE. MY BROTHER TOLD ME TO CALL IT EPIC HAM OR SMTH SOS

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    1. BUT WHEN HER MOUTH IS ON MINE I DONT SAY NO- (no! No! Say no to this!)

      XD

      THEY DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME😭 TAKE HAMILTON AND LAURENS AS AN EXAMPLE😭😭

      DUDE I WOULD JUMP OFF THE SCHOOL ROOF IF I DID THAT WHAT-😭

      "My name's Odysseus of Ithaca, I was trying to get home for 20 long years I'm a Paraaaaa-gon of Royalty, My loyalty is to the VATICAN so if you try and dump me- *looks at Eury, who literally started a mutiny* YOU WONT TRY THAT AGAIN-"

      "Hamilton had a torrid affair, he wrote it down, AND GOT HIS HEAD CHOPPED OFF right there"

      "I GET READY FOR BEHEADING UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN-"

      BTW MEAN GIRLS HAS A MUSICAL (which isn't as good as the og but still good) AND EVERY MUSICAL I HAVE MENTIONED IN THIS THREAD THAT U HAVENT LISTENED TO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY LISTEN TO THEM CUZ THEY ALL SLAP (ESPECIALLY HEATHERS AND HADESTOWN)

      THEATRE IN GENERAL IS A LIFESTYLE BSFR

      Last Edited Mon 05 May 2025 12:31PM UTC

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      1. (idfk an ENTIRE ENSEMBLE TELLING HIM TO NOT CHEAT BUT HE DOES EITHER WAY I MEAN LOOK AT ODY.)

        IKR. TS NOT PEAK LET MY GAYS BE

        if anyone saw that i'm leaving this school wtf

        FRRR but his loyalty is for penelope so either way

        hamilton would start rapping before his head went toodaloo like bro will start reciting the fucking constitution before going whee

        IK IT IS I KEEP GETTING IT WHENEVER MY SPOTIFY HATES ME
        it's like OKAY but the movie/old version is better
        maybe i just like the classic versions
        apex predator slaps (like the only one that ever comes up)

        IKRRR

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        1. I WISH I COULD SAY THAT WAS THE LAST TIME- I SAID THAT LAST TIME IT BECAME A PAST TIME-

          BISH WOULD START RAPPING HIS VERSES IN WORLD WAS WIDE ENOUGH

          I assumed u didn't know cuz teh only ppl who acknowledge The musical r ppl who r into musicals already- the only Ws i think were in it were "I am filled with CALCU-LUST" and the scene where Regina and Cady talk in the bathroom after regina healed after getting hit by a bus-

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          1. A MONTH INTO THIS ENDEAVOUR I RECEIVED A LETTER FROM A MR JAMES REYNOLDS EVEN BETTER IT SAID

            HE SO WOULD.

            HELP CALCU-LUST IS CRAZY LMAO 😭😭😭 i’ll stick with my favourite middle aged white men getting absolutely tormented by life

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            1. DEAR SIR I HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS U IN GOOD HELATH AND IN A PROSPEROUS ENOUGH POSITION TO PUT WEALTH-

              ....YEAH FAIR ENOUGH-

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              1. IN THE POCKETS OF PEOPLE LIKE ME DOWN ON THEY LUCK 😝

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                1. U SEE THAT WAS MY WIFE YOU DECIDED TO-

                  FUUUUUUUU-😰

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                  1. UH OH YOU MADE THE WRONG SUCKER A CUCKHOLD

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                    1. SO TIME TO PAY THE PIPER FOR THE PANTS YOU UNBUCKLED-

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                      1. AND HEY YOU CAN KEEP SEEING MY WHORE WIFE IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT

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                        1. AND IF NOT, IM TELLING YOUR WIFE

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                          1. I HID THE LETTER AND I RACED TO HER PLACE

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                            1. I SCREAMED "HOW COULD YOU?" TO HER FACE SHE SAID "NO SIR!"

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                              1. HALF DRESSED APOLOGETIC A MESS SHE LOOKED PATHETIC

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                                1. SHE SAID "PLEASE DONT GO SIR!"

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                                  1. SO WAS YOUR WHOLE STORY A SETUP?

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                                    1. I DONT KNOW OF ANY LETTER!

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                                      1. STOP CRYING GODDAMNIT GET UP

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                                        1. I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER!

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                                          1. (convenient this song just came up)

                                            I AM RUINED (PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME)

                                            (here's the catchline for you since you love that song)

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                                            1. I AM HELPLESS (JIST GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS AND YOU CAN HAVE ME!!)

                                              (tyyyy)

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                                              1. (I DON'T WANT YOU) WHATEVER YOU WANT IF YOU PAY YOU CAN STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (jasmine just hitting that amazing high note wtf)

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                                                1. LORD SHOW ME NOW GO SAY NO TO THISS (we gotta love her doing that-)

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                                                  1. III DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS (maria was lowk an icon JAMES REYNOLDS IHY)

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                                                    1. BUT THE SITUATIONS HELPLESS (frrr and we all hate james Reynolds)

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                                                      1. WOAHHH OH SHOW ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS (but his little monologue in the song is so funny)

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                                                        1. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS( frr)

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                                                          1. IN MY MIND I’M TRYING TO GO (go go go)

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                                                            1. BUT WHEN HER BODY'S ON MINE I DONT SAY NO-

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                                                              1. YES (yes)

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                                                                1. SAY YES TO THIS??

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                                                                  1. YES (yes)

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                                                                    1. SAY YES TO THIS

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                                                                      1. YES (yes)

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                                                                        1. SAY YES TO THIS- (now are we gonna do the other songs after this too-)

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                                                                          1. (we should what song)

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                                                                            1. (idk man Reynolds Pamphlet?)

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                                                                              1. BOOM BOOM BOOM

                                                                                THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET

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                                                                                1. *dramatic music*

                                                                                  HAVE YOU READ THIS??

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                                                                                  1. ALEXANDER HAMILTON HAD A TORRID AFFAIR

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                                                                                    1. AND HE WROTE IT DOWN RIGHT THERE- (HIGHLIGHTS!)

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                                                                                      1. THE CHARGE AGAINST ME IS A CONNECTION WITH ONE JAMES REYNOLDS

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                                                                                        1. FOR PURPOSES OF IMPROPER SPECULATION

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                                                                                          1. MY REAL CRIME IS AN AMOROUS CONNECTION WITH HIS WIFE

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                                                                                            1. FOR A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME WITH HIS KNOWING CONSENT-

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                                                                                              1. DAMN. I HAD FREQUENT MEETINGS WITH HER

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                                                                                                1. MOST OF THEM AT MY OWN HOUSE (AT HIS OWN HOUSE!)

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                                                                                                  1. AT HIS OWN HOUSE? (DAMN!)

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                                                                                                    1. MRS. HAMILTON WITH OUR CHILDREN BEING ABSENT ON A VISIT TO HER FATHER-

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                                                                                                      1. NO. BOO HAVE YOU READ THIS???

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                                                                                                        1. WELL HES NEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW+

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                                                                                                          1. NEVER GON BE PRESIDENT NOW

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                                                                                                            1. NEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW!

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                                                                                                              1. NEVER GON BE PRESIDENT NOW

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                                                                                                                1. THATS ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT!

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                                                                                                                  1. THAT'S ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT!!!

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                                                                                                                    1. ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT!!!!!

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                                                                                                                      1. i came as soon as i heard (WHATTT)

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                                                                                                                        1. ANEGLICA.....ANGELICA FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT IM STRUGGLING HERE TO DO-

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                                                                                                                          1. I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU.

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                                                                                                                            1. I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND

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                                                                                                                              1. YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE AS TRUSTING OR AS KIND

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                                                                                                                                1. I LOVE MY SISTER MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS LIFE-

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                                                                                                                                  1. I WILL CHOOSE HER HAPPINESS OVER MINE EVERYTIME

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                                                                                                                                    1. PUT WHAT WE HAD ASIDE

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                                                                                                                                      1. I'M STANDING AT HER SIDE

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                                                                                                                                        1. YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

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                                                                                                                                          1. GOD I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIEDDD.

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                                                                                                                                            1. (WELL, HES NEVER GONNA HE PRESIDENT NOW!)

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                                                                                                                                              1. NEVER GON BE PRESIDENT NOW (like x7)

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                                                                                                                                                1. THATS ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT!

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                                                                                                                                                  1. THAT'S ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT

                                                                                                                                                    NEVER GON BE PRESIDENT NOW

                                                                                                                                                    (AT HE WAS HONEST WITH OUR MONEY)

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                                                                                                                                                    1. HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE RUIN THEIR OWN LIFE?

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                                                                                                                                                      1. ...his poor wife.

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                                                                                                                                                        1. Fin?

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                                                                                                                                                          1. yessir

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