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  1. >>>>>Orion's face puckered painfully. “I am not sleeping with Tom again. He is too large, it's uncouth.”

    “Thirteen and a half inches, yew wood,” Walburga laughed. “Oh, but I miss those raunchy nights. We three had such fun before he went off to the continent.”<<<<<

     

    UHM???????!?!?! 👁️👄👁️

    >>>Tom looked at him a moment longer before speaking. “I can't say that I regret much in life, Orion. Allowing you to slip away, though - I regret that.”

    Orion blushed terribly. “Tom, we were twenty. It has been years.”

    “Still counts. It counts for me.” With that, Tom turned and disapparated, letting the ether swallow him, leaving an utterly flustered Orion behind him.<<<<<

    VOLDEMORT IS A MAN WHO YEARNS?!?!?!!! WHAT HO YEARNERS THE DARK LORD IS AMONG US 🥳🥳🥳🥳

     

    >>>>>“Oh let's! I've to pick up food for Mr. Whiskerton,” Lily said, at the same time that Sirius said, “Ew, cat,” Peter said, “Eek, cat,” and Remus said, “Yum, cat”.<<<<

    REMI NOOOOO AFAHSHSHDHD

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