Comment on The Mouth of Number Four

  1. You’re not wrong. Voldemort’s cane-retrieval service does include bows, but also bones snapping at the wrist

    Petunia and Voldemort might agree on absolutely nothing, but they're perfectly aligned with this fact: Lucius's cane should be pried from his cold, trembling fingers and snapped in two like the overcompensating twig it is.

    And yes, Snakey Face is not pleased. The next cruciatus comes with a pamphlet "So Your Master Thinks You're Useless: A Guide."

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    1. lol yes that pamphlet would be suitable for lucius. definetly.

      i do wonder would snakey-faced morty hire petunia rather than lucius.

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