Idol Playbook: Fruitful Lessons in Absurdity

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• Be Careful What You Wish For by Park_Yee

  Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  16 Jun 2018

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Min Yoongi | Suga
  • Kim Taehyung | V
  • Park Jimin (BTS)
  • Jeon Jungkook
  • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope
  • Kim Namjoon | RM
  • Kim Seokjin | Jin
  • Canon Compliant
  • Humor
  • Fluff
  • Recreational Drug Use
  • totally by accident though
  • nude taehyung
  • Sadly not graphic
  • yoongi is tired of their shit
  • title from the pussycat dolls song

  Summary

  “Can you explain to me,” he seethed lowly, stepping over the threshold of the kitchen, “why there’s chocolate syrup on the ceiling? Or maybe, why the fuck Kim Taehyung is sprawled naked on the living room floor, shouting that he’s a starfish.”
  He wasn’t the leader. Not by title and certainly not by desire, but when the maknae line comes home from a party looking like the epitome of poor decision making, Yoongi kind of has to behave like one.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Idol Playbook: Fruitful Lessons in Absurdity

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