The Blind and The Stupid
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“Done feeling me up?”
“I was checking to see who was beside me.”
“You could’ve asked.”
“…now that you say it, that does sound like the more logical option.”
He was born blind. For all intents and purposes he was not blind.
Until he was. (Good thing too, or else he would've remained blind to the obvious).Series
- Part 1 of The Blind and The Stupid
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They made a bet: who could get Tobirama to wear the most atrocious clothing?
Tobirama wanted revenge, and Mito got involved.
Long story short, don't mess with Mito.Series
- Part 2 of The Blind and The Stupid
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Madara is concerned over Tobirama, and goes to Hashirama for help.
Tobirama is really not in the mood to deal with said concern, but he should’ve known better than to try and avoid it.
Mito and Izuna team up for the first time, and for the sake of their families, hopefully the last time.
In the end, everyone's just trying to help.Series
- Part 3 of The Blind and The Stupid
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Madara laughed, if a bit sheepishly, “Too much?”
Tobirama nodded, holding his hands over his mouth and staring at Madara with an incredulous glare. Why would he perform such an unsanitary act? And why did it feel so good?Tobirama and Madara have a lazy morning to explore limits and figure things out.
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- Part 4 of The Blind and The Stupid
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“Before you say anything, sir, I’d like to thank you for all the help you’ve been,” she stood, moving slowly, seductively, around the chair to rest a hand on his cheek, “So,” her grin turned vicious, and she jabbed a senbon into his neck, “The poison will be fast acting.”
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- Part 5 of The Blind and The Stupid
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Village politics were never fun, expect for those few moments where they allow him to crush some big egos and show old men what progress really looks like.
In other words:
Konoha holds it's very first Kage meeting.Series
- Part 6 of The Blind and The Stupid