five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are)

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• five times klaus has zero expectations but his family loves him so much and they're really trying by CowgayKermit

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  05 Oct 2019

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Luther Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Allison Hargreeves
  • Ben Hargreeves
  • Vanya Hargreeves
  • 5 Times
  • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
  • Not Beta Read

  Summary

  Five times that the Hargreeves siblings show Klaus that they love and care about him.

  Series

  • Part 1 of five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,183

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  150

  Kudos:

  1,563

  Bookmarks:

  179

  Hits:

  12,151

• five times the fam realized that klaus ain’t dumb by CowgayKermit

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  14 Nov 2019

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Luther Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Allison Hargreeves
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Ben Hargreeves
  • Vanya Hargreeves
  • 5 Times
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
  • Sober Klaus Hargreeves
  • Smart Klaus Hargreeves
  • Not Beta Read

  Summary

  Five times that the Hargreeves siblings realize Klaus is smarter than he appears to be.

  Series

  • Part 2 of five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,886

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Collections:

  5

  Comments:

  199

  Kudos:

  3,424

  Bookmarks:

  422

  Hits:

  29,048

• five times klaus learned a thing by CowgayKermit

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  21 Nov 2019

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Not Beta Read
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
  • Smart Klaus Hargreeves
  • Sober Klaus Hargreeves

  Summary

  Five times the fam realizes Klaus actually knows helpful information.

  Series

  • Part 3 of five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  723

  Chapters:

  1/5

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  47

  Kudos:

  1,554

  Bookmarks:

  141

  Hits:

  13,889

• five (but actually six times okay there are six of them calm down) that klaus stole his sib's clothes and wore them and looked real nice plus one time he didn't have to steal their clothes because y'know what i wanna write about a plus one time for this by CowgayKermit

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  06 Feb 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dave/Klaus Hargreeves
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Ben Hargreeves
  • Luther Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Allison Hargreeves
  • Vanya Hargreeves
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Dave (Umbrella Academy)
  • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
  • Sober Klaus Hargreeves
  • Nipples
  • Family Healing
  • Non-Verbal
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • 5+1 Things

  Summary

  Six times Klaus wore his sibling's clothes.

  Series

  • Part 4 of five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,485

  Chapters:

  7/7

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  243

  Kudos:

  1,651

  Bookmarks:

  192

  Hits:

  12,124

• five times the fam realize like that the public knows about the ghosts and know about ben how wild by CowgayKermit

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  01 Mar 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Ben Hargreeves
  • Luther Hargreeves
  • Allison Hargreeves
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Vanya Hargreeves
  • Luca Vitali (OC)
  • Sober Klaus Hargreeves
  • 5 Times
  • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
  • Not Beta Read
  • Unreliable Narrator

  Summary

  Five times the sibs are out with Klaus and and a stranger isn't a stranger to Klaus and Ben.

  Series

  • Part 5 of five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are)
  • Part 5 of Life in the City

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,314

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Collections:

  3

  Comments:

  266

  Kudos:

  2,422

  Bookmarks:

  291

  Hits:

  19,844

• He's Only Human, After All by CowgayKermit

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  29 Apr 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dave/Klaus Hargreeves
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Dave (Umbrella Academy)
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Vanya Hargreeves
  • Alternate Universe
  • Sober Klaus Hargreeves
  • Witchcraft
  • Witch Boy Klaus
  • BAMF Klaus Hargreeves
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • Not Beta Read
  • Original Characters - Freeform

  Summary

  Klaus was magic, that much was clear whenever anyone looked at him. It was something more than one person had come to terms with, when dealing with the witch.

  Or a five times other people had to deal with witch boy Klaus.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Witch Boy Klaus
  • Part 6 of five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,028

  Chapters:

  2/5

  Comments:

  80

  Kudos:

  875

  Bookmarks:

  73

  Hits:

  9,042

• five times klaus showed up naked by CowgayKermit

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  23 Jul 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Ben Hargreeves
  • Luther Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Vanya Hargreeves
  • Allison Hargreeves
  • Reginald Hargreeves
  • 5 Times
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
  • Sober Klaus Hargreeves
  • Not Beta Read
  • Unreliable Narrator

  Summary

  Five times that Klaus showed up naked, or near enough that it counted. Sadly, it happened more than five times, but here are some of those times.

  Series

  • Part 7 of five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,799

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  128

  Kudos:

  517

  Bookmarks:

  39

  Hits:

  5,632