Crowley's Bestiary Adventures
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True Facts About the Snake by vgersix
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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"Crowley," Aziraphale said, "what in the name of Heaven…"
"Ahieh-hael!" Crowley mumbled, smiling a big toothy grin. He slid the very wet, very excited looking organ out of his mouth, and tried again.
"Aziraphale! Did you know snakes have two penises? Oh, and uh… sorry. I fell off the bed."
The angel gaped at him for a moment, then sighed, putting a hand to his brow in long-suffering resignation.
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- Part 1 of Crowley's Bestiary Adventures
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Courtship Behaviors of Corvus Corax by vgersix
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Feb 2020
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It's been weeks since the world didn't end, and Aziraphale hasn't swept Crowley off his feet or carried him to bed yet. The demon can't understand it, and keeps waiting (increasingly impatiently) for the angel to make a move. Finally, enough is enough, and Crowley decides the multitude of human courtship rituals he's attempted clearly aren't doing the trick. His last ditch effort? Some less than human courtship rituals. They have feathers... angels have feathers... He thinks he might just be onto something, here...
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- Part 2 of Crowley's Bestiary Adventures