Diego Solves a Murder

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• Kraken the Case by PaddieCake

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  19 Jun 2020

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Diego Hargreeves & Eudora Patch
  • Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
  • Dave/Klaus Hargreeves
  • Hargreeves/Their Bullshit
  • Chuck Beaman
  • Eudora Patch
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Rodriguez (Umbrella Academy)
  • Original Character(s) - Character
  • Dave (Umbrella Academy)
  • Vanya Hargreeves
  • Leonard Peabody
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Mr. Pennycrumb (The Umbrella Academy)
  • Luther Hargreeves
  • Mild Gore
  • Mild Blood
  • Blood and Gore
  • Graphic Description of Corpses
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • i don't think it's that bad
  • I'm just being safe
  • Murder Mystery
  • no beta we die like ben
  • Patch and Diego are platonic
  • don't fight me
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Implied/Referenced Suicide
  • It's really not that bad
  • Sober Klaus Hargreeves
  • Like Dave wasn't going to be in this
  • established Dave/Klaus
  • Nosy Neighbors
  • I'm talking about you Ms. Robinson
  • Extra-Ordinary: My Life as Number Seven discussed
  • Dave is an akward turtleduck
  • The plant wasn't even real
  • you'll never know why Rodriguez dosen't like Klaus
  • Diego dosen't get Klaus' powers
  • but he'll try
  • also some other stuff happens
  • this day feels super long
  • it's been like a bunch of chapters
  • Diego always chooses rock
  • but only because Luther always chooses scissors
  • Klaus is the only one who knows this
  • Vanya is a little grumpy
  • but they're all trying
  • Diego Hargreeves is Bad at Feelings
  • But he punches bags not people
  • Klaus has sticky fingers
  • Diego dosen't even care
  • 3/7 Hargreeves actually talk about their issues
  • Diego tries to stab spaghetti with a fork
  • Diego doesn't get Klaus' dress code memo
  • also Diego watches cartoons
  • but only the violent ones
  • Half this story is me figuring out Klaus' outfits
  • just so Ms. R can complain
  • but like there are other things she can complain about
  • also there's plot
  • something fishy
  • probably red herring
  • there's more plot
  • Klaus gets Patrick Swayzed
  • but not from Ben
  • Dave cuddles
  • it's definitely not a sleepover guys
  • it's a practical get together of protection
  • Movie References
  • in that I literally just name two movies
  • Dave isn't a therapist
  • but Klaus might be!
  • Harold is a dick
  • The Plot Thickens
  • Good Sibling Hargreeves
  • Vanya Hargreeves Gets a Hug
  • Klaus likes fire and explosions
  • Five arrives
  • hehe
  • uhm also some stuff
  • everyone is totes ok
  • Vanya manages to not break Diego's car
  • Dave and Diego go on a search and rescue mission
  • blatantly referencing comic book stuff
  • but luther didn't actually put tracers in Klaus here
  • Five stole all the Katz-Hargreeves food and now regrets it
  • Diego is nice!Gaston
  • so imagine he ate about eight hard boiled eggs
  • at least he cooked them this time
  • Eudora still has to work
  • and now had to pretend she doesn't know Klaus wasn't at a crime scene
  • also she'll have to deal with Diego later so someone give her cookies
  • Five didn't even go there for coffee
  • Nose and forehead kisses
  • Good Sibling Luther Hargreeves
  • Diego is just a dumb boi
  • and protective
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • I just realized i didn't tag that
  • but it's pretty obvious
  • Luther is confused
  • but Dave will explain some things offscreen
  • Klaus is also exhausted
  • Five and Klaus dance battle
  • but not the way the way that typically implies
  • Everybody gets a (mostly) happy ending
  • but also I'll elaborate a bit more in the official epilogue

  Summary

  A dead body with a strange connection to a previous murder has Diego Hargreeves seeking out his medium brother, Klaus.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Diego Solves a Murder

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  37,325

  Chapters:

  25/25

  Collections:

  3

  Comments:

  331

  Kudos:

  747

  Bookmarks:

  151

  Hits:

  15,656

• Funerals and Weddings by PaddieCake

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  20 Jun 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dave/Klaus Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves & Grace Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves & Eudora Patch
  • Everyone & Everyone
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Dave (Umbrella Academy)
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Allison Hargreeves
  • Luther Hargreeves
  • Vanya Hargreeves
  • Ben Hargreeves
  • Eudora Patch
  • Grace Hargreeves
  • Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy)
  • Fluff
  • Happy Ending
  • Funerals
  • Weddings
  • Imploed/Referenced Suicide
  • in regards to Reginald Hargreeves
  • Mentions of Murder
  • in regards to Vanya's nannies
  • both are very brief

  Summary

  The end.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Diego Solves a Murder

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,167

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  22

  Kudos:

  306

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  2,056

• Kraken the Case: Alternate POVs by PaddieCake

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 Aug 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dave/Klaus Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
  • Dave (Umbrella Academy)
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Diego Hargreeves
  • Light Angst
  • Fluff

  Summary

  Just retellings of some chapters in Kraken the case from POVs other than Diego's.

  Updates sporadically and probably inconsistently, this is just for fun.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Diego Solves a Murder

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,181

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  148

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  1,413