Avis' Series of Unfortunately Incomplete Works
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Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.
The Dursleys also had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere. He was born with a human-looking body with human skin, a normal number of limbs, and no extra eyes or teeth. It was more than they could ever ask for.
To everyone who knew them, the Dursleys were the picture perfect example of a normal middle-class family, who did normal human things.
Then, a baby was deposited on their doorstep one fine and chilly November morn.
Basically, what if the Dursleys were very normal. So normal. Definitely normal. Nothing suspicious to see here. They're very much normal human beings, why do you ask?
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