Nothin' Like You
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Nothin' Like You by roxy_svl
Fandoms: Cirque du Freak | The Saga of Darren Shan - Darren Shan, Saga of Larten Crepsley, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
06 Feb 2021
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All Kurda wanted was to survive university with his sanity intact, graduate with a liberal arts degree, and get the fuck out of this town forever. Sharing a house with three entitled, loud-mouthed jocks who double major in beer pong and football, and strut around like they're royalty or something? NOT part of the plan. Reality is often disappointing.
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- Part 1 of Nothin' Like You
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This Is My Life Now by roxy_svl
Fandoms: Cirque du Freak | The Saga of Darren Shan - Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
08 Feb 2021
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PART 2
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POV: You're Kurda Smahlt coming home from a long, stressful day of class followed by a six hour shift. To your absolute horror, your housemates have the audacity to be there too.
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The driveway was occupied largely by a black Escalade, parked on an obnoxious angle (Gannen hadn't been exaggerating) and sporting custom plates reading "MVL" - as if anyone in this hellhole of a town wasn't already aware it belonged to the (not so elusive) creature known as Mika Ver Leth.
Mika had been considerate enough to leave just enough room for his (even less elusive) heterosexual boyfriend Arrow's big loud stupid jacked-up yee-yee red Ram truck. Might as well slap on a bumper sticker that says "I have a microscopic penis". At least that was Kurda's theory - he didn't plan on seeking visual confirmation.
Vancha March, (possibly the least elusive creature on the planet), was parked on the front lawn - as close to off-roading as his purple Jeep Wrangler was going to get in the suburbs. And as if the colour wasn't distinctive enough, the "420" sticker on the back window sure was.
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- Part 2 of Nothin' Like You
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Send In The Clowns by roxy_svl
Fandoms: Cirque du Freak | The Saga of Darren Shan - Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
22 Feb 2021
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Part 3 of the Nothin' Like You College AU.
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"I get it." Vancha shrugged. "I'm just saying it wouldn't kill you to unwind every now and then. Play a round of pong with us! Just one! Come on, it builds character!"
"So you're telling me I could turn out like you?" Said Kurda scathingly. "Wow. As tempting as that sounds, I'll pass."
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All Kurda wants is to study for tomorrow's midterm in peace. Arrow didn't even know there WAS a midterm. Kurda does the noble thing and tries to help, which lasts all of five minutes due to the spontaneous beer pong tournament that's materialized in the back yard. Rather than calling in a noise complaint, Kurda decides to (literally) give beer pong the ol' college try. Predictably, Tanish is obnoxious, Mika's stirring the pot for his own amusement, Arra's not like the other girls, Larten "Quicksilver" Crepsley is a little distracted, Arrow says fuck midterms, Gavner and Vanez are just happy to be there, and Vancha really wishes everyone would get along.
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- Part 3 of Nothin' Like You