I obliterate the canon and dance a jig upon its ashes
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one long day (all my love will make you shake) by clarewithnoi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Dec 2020
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A panicked shout erupted from two rooms over. “We’re going to be late!”
“James, for the love of Merlin, shut up. We’re not going to be late. You think I’d be late to my son’s first Quidditch match?”
“Well, I—”
“Best not answer that, mate,” called Sirius Black to the vague direction of James as he strode into the kitchen, “I’ve witnessed a few traps in my day, and that was most certainly one of them.”The Potter family goes to watch Harry's first game. All is well.
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It was Lily, in fact, who managed to convince him to take the job only a few minutes later, after she all but sprinted into the kitchen with a second letter clutched in a white-knuckle grip, eyes panicked. He thought for a moment that someone might have died.
“Do it,” she hissed upon arriving at the other side of the kitchen island, “James, you have to do it.”
“What? Why? Just a minute ago you were saying—”
“James.” There was something desperate in her voice. “James, the other person they’re considering for the position is Gilderoy Lockhart.”
James Potter is hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts during his son's second year at Hogwarts, and his first evening back at the castle certainly makes an impression.
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It's four-year-old Harry Potter's first year of school, and his dad is having a little trouble with it.
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James Potter Birthday Fic! HBD, JP!Series
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Every person has their areas of sensitivity—their allergies, one might say. The things that they really, really don't like to talk about. The Potter family is no different.
CH 1: James Potter does NOT like to hear the word 'divorce,' or any synonym thereof.
CH 2: If you're going to talk about how handsome Harry Potter's dad is, please, for the love of Merlin, leave him out of it.
CH 3: Funnily enough, Lily finds that she doesn't like hearing about theoretical divorces any more than James does.Series