Undead Piss Fic Collection
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“Rei, I’m gonna -” Rei grabbed the shirt and shoved it roughly into Kaoru’s mouth.
“Shut the fuck up and do whatever you’re gonna do.” Kaoru could do nothing but groan into the shirt, Rei’s hands squeezing against him strongly as he pounded into him. He felt his muscles falter, and watched in fear and relief as a quick squirt of piss shot out, wetting Rei’s shirt. Rei let out a growl, pace quickening. Kaoru’s mind was swirling with pleasure - just that little bit of release had him reeling, his dick twitching. He was so overwhelmed, he had to piss so bad and Rei was rubbing him so right.-----------------------------
a very self-indulgent ReiKao piss ficSeries
- Part 1 of Undead Piss Fic Collection
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“You’ll never be able to guess it. Just a perverted old man thing, y’know?” Kaoru huffed.
“I managed to make it inside though,” he complained quietly. Rei’s arms around him squeezed gently.
“You couldn’t even wait until I had made inside, idiot,” Rei shot back. “That’s all I had asked from you. But you couldn’t even let me see your pretty face as you broke.” Kaoru sighed stubbornly, blush dusting his cheeks. Rei snorted as he watched the tips of Kaoru’s ear turn pink.
“Your punishment is going to be a punishment, though.” Rei elaborated smartly. “I don’t think you’ll like the idea of it.”
“I don’t think you’ll like it,” Kaoru mimicked his words mockingly. “I’ll be able to dish out whatever you serve, old vampire bastard.”
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Kaoru's famous last words before Rei manages to embarrass him farther than anything Kaoru could've thought of.Series
- Part 2 of Undead Piss Fic Collection
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Kaoru set the tea down with a clunk, mugs hitting the table awkwardly. He passed one of the mugs over to Rei, who was hunched over the table, papers spilled across in front of him.
“Ah, for me? Thank you, Kaoru my sweet,” Rei purred, sipping tentatively at the hot liquid before taking a sip. Kaoru hummed, nodding. It was a rare occurrence Kaoru got to see Rei with his reading glasses on, but he had hatched out his plan to somehow align perfectly.
“I’ll make more if you want, just let me know.”
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Kaoru finally gets his revenge for all the times Rei's made him piss himself.Series
- Part 3 of Undead Piss Fic Collection
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“Kaoru, are you doing anything important tomorrow?” Rei’s soft voice reached his ears. Kaoru shook his head.
“No, it’s one of our days off, idiot.” Rei rolled his eyes.
“I know that. I scheduled it. I just wanted to know if you had any plans or anything like that,” Rei snorted in amusement.
“No, I’m not doing anything. Why? You got some perverted plan or something?”
“Maybe."
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- Part 4 of Undead Piss Fic Collection
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“Mm, but yer so sweet an’ caring, I feel like ‘m doin’ too little for ya sometimes,” Kaoru complained. “I get all ‘mbarrassed when I wanna say somethin’ sweet, an’ I know you’ll tease m’ for it.” Rei sighed, a little upset at himself for not realizing. He rubbed circles into Kaoru’s back gently.
“Kaoru, my love,” Rei called gently. Kaoru pulled his face back, missing the warmth Rei’s body offered to him. “If I promise not to tease you, will you say these things more often?” Kaoru nodded enthusiastically, but his eyes were drooping - from alcohol or how late they were up, Rei couldn’t quite tell.
“C’mere,” Rei brought Kaoru in, hugging him tightly. Kaoru’s arms squeezed him back, before pulling back. “What?” Rei asked. Kaoru answered by smashing his lips into Rei’s hungrily. The sudden switch from emotional to intimate surprised Rei, but he welcomed it easily as he pushed his tongue into Kaoru’s mouth.
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Kaoru gets drunk, talks about how he loves Rei, then pisses his pants on Rei's lap before passing out.Series
- Part 5 of Undead Piss Fic Collection
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“Yeah, thanks for having me over.” Koga’s voice dropped. “What’s with the stench, though?” Kaoru’s hands froze - but not wanting to garner any attention, he slowly sliced through his ingredients.
“What do you ever mean?” Rei responded carefully. Koga let out a quiet growl of annoyance.
“Yer house - I expected the stench of sex and all, you two are ridiculous, but I know the scent of piss when I smell it. It’s not like yer bathroom is close, either. The fuck are you two doing?” Koga paused, and Kaoru slid the minced ingredients into the oiled pan. “You obviously tried t’ cover it up, too. It reeks like febreeze."
“Just an old man doing perverted things. I don’t think you’d want to hear of the things we do.” Kaoru heard the table creak as Koga leaned forwards.“Try me. Spill.”
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Koga's nose betrays them, but they end up in their bedroom with Koga watching their demonstration.Series
- Part 6 of Undead Piss Fic Collection
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“Adonis,” he groaned out, head bobbing around, emotions conflicting - but here he was, on the verge of pissing himself during sex, mind swirling with the temptation of release while aflame with shame. “I g-gotta-”
“Cum, then.” Koga cried out, shaking his head quickly.
“No - ngh, I gotta p-piss,” he stuttered out, his body trembling as his bladder fought back.
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- Part 7 of Undead Piss Fic Collection