The Anti-Sex Bed Saga
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“We can’t break the bed. You’re not hurting your back when we have a chance at gold.”
“It’ll be fine,” Atsumu insists into his neck. “I’ll go real slow so we don’t do any damage.”
Kiyoomi’s hands wander back to Atsumu’s hair and he pulls him away, gently, forcing him to make eye contact. “No. Fuck me against the wall.”
Kiyoomi only likes to have sex in beds, but maybe he'll make an exception, for Atsumu.
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- Part 1 of The Anti-Sex Bed Saga
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“Maybe we didn’t try hard enough,” Komori says, suddenly. “Like, maybe they really are anti-sex beds, and they only break if, like, two people are rolling around on them.”
“Oh, yeah, maybe. I guess we could ask someone to try them out, like Atsumu and Sakusa, or anyone else, I’m pretty sure, like, a lot of the team is sleeping with each other, so — ”
“— We could try them out.”
or: when trying to prove the sturdiness of one cardboard bed leads to something more
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- Part 2 of The Anti-Sex Bed Saga
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“They’re trying to prevent any…” Oikawa waves his hands around, “Canoodling with other athletes.”According to his teammates, who have been in the Olympic Village for approximately one day, it’s not working, but Oikawa is not as carefree and risky as his teammates. Besides, it’s not like he would bring somebody random into his room — not when Iwaizumi is in proximity.
He gets it, though. If he were a braver man, he’d test the bed’s durability by sweet-talking Iwaizumi into railing him into it, but alas, he is a coward, at least in this particular aspect of his life.
But when Oikawa thinks about it — there may be an opportunity here. If Iwaizumi is so sure about the beds being strong enough to handle two people, then, well, who is Oikawa to ever take a challenge to his beliefs lying down?
“Fine. We’ll test it.”
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- Part 3 of The Anti-Sex Bed Saga