Xhakarteta
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December 13, 2020. Granit Xhaka is sent off against Burnley for putting his hand around Ashley Westwood's throat.
As Arsenal's manager, Mikel Arteta has a lot of things he should think about all this. As someone in a secret relationship with Granit, he knows what he will think. But what he does think surprises even him.
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- Part 1 of Xhakarteta
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Right before the New Year's game against Man City, Mikel gets Covid for the second time. And just a couple weeks later, so does Granit. That can't possibly be a coincidence...
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- Part 2 of Xhakarteta
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In Dubai, certain things are constant: The sun and 24-degree temperatures and getting to touch someone awake.
For they are not in drab London, but in sunny glittery Dubai where he wears red instead of black and dares anyone to say anything about the other black—and blue of his wrists, and the other red, the red he has sucked and bitten into the pale, soft skin of Granit’s thighs.
They are in sunny, magical Dubai where he is so sore he has no idea how he manages to walk normally in front of Arsenal’s cameras, in front of the staff and all the boys, especially the oldest ones who might know something’s up. It hurts to sit it hurts to bend it hurts to cough and he is alive. He is alive, alive, alive!
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- Part 3 of Xhakarteta
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June 12th, 2022.
-Photos show up on the internet of Mikel in his bathing suit on the beach in Mallorca.
-Switzerland wins its only Nations League game of its 4 games in June.That can't possibly be a coincidence...
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- Part 4 of Xhakarteta
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Granit turns his head back, staring confused at Mikel. “I thought it was easier like this?"
"You’ve done your research.”
“Shut it."
"It is easier, but I want to see your face, Granit, while I fuck you.”
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A day of firsts--Granit's first MOTM award, his first goal against Spurs--deserves a night of firsts.
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- Part 5 of Xhakarteta
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Arsenal is undefeated in the preseason tour to the US.
The team is full of anticipation for the season ahead, but Mikel and Granit can put it aside for the night.
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- Part 6 of Xhakarteta
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Don’t say: If West Ham continue to be stubborn little fuckers you are staying here, you know that? West Ham will sell. And your Granit will go.
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- Part 7 of Xhakarteta