Asinine Combat

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Listing Series

• Weed Combat: Joint Assault by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Ace Combat (Video Games)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  23 Feb 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Joint Assault story/Strangereal
  • Oreos/Milosz Sulejmani
  • Antares One (Ace Combat)
  • Milosz Sulejmani
  • The Razgriz
  • The Butterfly Master
  • Andre Olivieri
  • Elements of both Joint Assault and Infinity but make it Strangereal
  • Too much fun bastardizing everyone's names
  • Keep Strangereal weird!
  • Antares smokes a fat blunt like a champ
  • Incorrect use of slang and military terminology
  • The Razgriz knows what's good
  • Andre Olivieri took one look at the war and said "stonks"
  • Strangereal Jeff Bezos
  • Sulejmani's unhealthy obsession with Oreos (real)
  • Despite this he is the Only Sane Man here
  • shitpost
  • rock band discourse

  Summary

  It is the year 20XX of our lord and savior Mobius One. Two mercenaries get in over their heads when they decide to seek out the highest quality marijuana blunt money can buy:

  The Belkan Joint.

  But standing in their way are a bunch of obstacles: a global terror organization wreaking havoc across Strangereal, the Butterfly Simp Master, and the integrity of their friendship-err, their lungs.

  It’s time to fly high, stay fly, and not die, Antares.

  (Rewriting chapters for more insanity!)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Asinine Combat

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,472

  Chapters:

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