Being immortal is boring
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Technoblade was an immortal god tired of battles. He decided that it was time to retire and hid deep in a forest. He was perfectly content being alone until he met a hunter named Philza. He is sick of outliving every friend he makes and had promised himself not to have any more friends, but he really likes Philza.
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- Part 1 of Being immortal is boring
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After the deaths of his friends, Technoblade is left with the task of raising their children. That is not how he had planned things would go and he quite frankly doesn't want anything to do with babies but here he is. He might not be able to avenge his friends yet (who in their right mind would leave babies at home for however-long-it-takes-to-kill-a-king?) but don't think he's forgotten. After all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
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- Part 2 of Being immortal is boring