Podfic - Neeeeerds!

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Series Begun:
2015-07-16
Series Updated:
2017-11-28
Description:

Podfics of the neeeeerds AU series by Chash, in which The 100 crew are gigantic classics nerds, especially Bellamy.

Notes:

By the way, the intro music I'm using for this series is "Latein" by Die Wise Guys. Leave it to Germany to give the world an acapella song about how a high schooler turns out to be a total chick magnet due to his utter mastery of the Latin tongue.

No, really.

Translation (by yours truly) follows.
He wasn’t especially funny
And he wasn’t terribly well built
He didn’t have any chic clothes to wear
He wasn’t athletic and not loud
Didn’t stand out from the crowd
And the boys in his class
Just couldn’t get it
Because the girls were drawn to him anyway
Like moths to a light

He was the best at Latin
The very best at Latin
The way he conjugated verbs
And declined nouns
He was the only one who could

He was exact like a machine
He even knew when he was asleep
How a, ab, e, ex, de, cum, sine
And pro and prae follow ablative
He recited whole fables
Commanded all the vocabulary
And was always wide awake
And the girls in his class
Went dizzy by the row

He was the best at Latin
The very best at Latin
He only got As and Bs
And if he sang a lament
By Horace or Ovid
The girls started to cry
He was the best at Latin
The very best at Latin
The way he conjugated verbs
And declined nouns
He was the only one who could

But then he passed his Latin final
His life took a turn for the worse
Because with that, he was totally done
With Latin at school

He was the best at Latin
The very best at Latin
He only got As and Bs
And if he sang a lament
By Horace or Ovid
The girls started to cry
He was the best at Latin
The very best at Latin
The way he conjugated verbs
And declined nouns
He was the only one who could

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180
Works:
14
Complete:
No
Bookmarks:
12

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