Paint it Black
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Narcissa is tired, boneless, aching, and sweaty after three hours of rehearsal and the last thing that she wants to do is walk in on her sister and her sister’s weird, drug-dealing, oddly attractive associates in her family’s restaurant-standard kitchen cooking meth.
Obviously, that’s just what happens.
There’s Bella, a sulky-looking hulk who looks like he spends more time at the gym than he does anything else in his life, and the pissy blonde elf straight out of the less impressive Hobbit film trilogy (Thranduil? Right?) who’s sporting a manbun, a tattoo sleeve, and a T-shirt with “Peace! Land! Bread!” emblazoned in drippy red font that he’s paired with a limited edition Rolex.
Is irony still a thing?
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- Part 1 of Paint it Black
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Instead of staying home and reading shit she already knows, she bullies Lucius Malfoy into sneaking her into frat parties that she really has no right to be at, given that she’s not actually in a sorority (too pink too giggly too fucking pre-Stepford). Frat parties turn into club nights. Club nights turn into underground club nights.
Underground club nights turn into super fucking shady.
And Bella, drinking and brawling and smoking, is still bored.
But then, she meets Rodolphus, who’s a fucking giant with muscles on muscles but kisses like a butterfly and unwraps her like a peppermint candy drop in church.
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- Part 2 of Paint it Black
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Ted pretty much heaves her out of the cab and carries her two steps up the walk to her apartment before halting abruptly.
- Get your hands off her, the fuck - an uncomfortably familiar voice is shouting, and Ted is jostled aside and another pair of hands grabs her shoulders and shakes her -
Andromeda glances up blearily, and immediately regrets it.
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- Part 3 of Paint it Black