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The Hilarious Exploits of Garrus Vakarian

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Series Begun:

2013-01-08

Series Updated:

2013-02-27

Stats:

Words:: 5,445
Works:: 5
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 17

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In Which Garrus Learns a New Word by The_Red_Celt

Fandoms: Mass Effect
08 Jan 2013
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Joker's gonna be telling this story for years.

Series
- Part 1 of The Hilarious Exploits of Garrus Vakarian
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English

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447

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

163

Bookmarks:

13

Hits:

2,620
In Which Garrus Gets an Anatomy Lesson by The_Red_Celt

Fandoms: Mass Effect
08 Jan 2013
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Garrus is looking for ways to make the night before hitting the Omega-4 relay a memorable occasion. Luckily, the Citadel's human sex-shop owner is there to give him some pointers.

Series
- Part 2 of The Hilarious Exploits of Garrus Vakarian
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English

Words:

2,134

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

198

Bookmarks:

19

Hits:

4,284
In Which Garrus Kills a Bug by The_Red_Celt

Fandoms: Mass Effect
08 Jan 2013
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Someone accidentally brought some roaches onto the Normandy, and Garrus has a very close encounter.

Series
- Part 3 of The Hilarious Exploits of Garrus Vakarian
Language:

English

Words:

791

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

5

Kudos:

139

Bookmarks:

10

Hits:

2,197
In Which Garrus Goes Bungee Jumping by The_Red_Celt

Fandoms: Mass Effect
18 Jan 2013
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On shore leave on the Citadel, Garrus discovers that humans are all crazy.

Series
- Part 4 of The Hilarious Exploits of Garrus Vakarian
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English

Words:

803

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

130

Bookmarks:

6

Hits:

2,879
In Which Garrus Gets To See Some Boobies by The_Red_Celt

Fandoms: Mass Effect
27 Feb 2013
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Fill for the kinkmeme: Shepard wants a new piercing, and Kasumi happens to be prepared for just such a contingency. Making Garrus uncomfortable is just a bonus. :) Rated T for nipple piercings.

Series
- Part 5 of The Hilarious Exploits of Garrus Vakarian
Language:

English

Words:

1,270

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

110

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

2,968