Pick-Up Lines for Dorks

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• Of Pick-Up Lines and Idiots in Love by TsunTsunBaby

  Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  22 Sep 2015

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  • Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru
  • Oikawa Tooru
  • Iwaizumi Hajime
  • Fluff
  • Pick-Up Lines
  • Like really bad pick-up lines
  • cuteness
  • Oikawa and Iwaizumi being dorks
  • I don't understanding tagging
  • Or formatting
  • It's good enough

  Summary

  All these notes and pick-ups lines were seriously starting to piss Iwaizumi off.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Pick-Up Lines for Dorks

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,867

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  27

  Kudos:

  787

  Bookmarks:

  102

  Hits:

  7,730

• Will You Be My Player Two? by TsunTsunBaby

  Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  12 Oct 2015

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  • Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou
  • Kozume Kenma
  • Kuroo Tetsurou
  • Mentions Of Other Nekoma Members
  • Pick-Up Lines
  • Fluffy
  • Humor
  • well bad attempts of humor
  • Cute

  Summary

  Kuroo decides using pick-up lines on his boyfriend Kenma is a great idea. Especially video game related ones.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Pick-Up Lines for Dorks

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  913

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  515

  Bookmarks:

  42

  Hits:

  4,836

• Owl Always Love You by TsunTsunBaby

  Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Oct 2015

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  • Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou
  • Akaashi Keiji
  • Bokuto Koutarou
  • Fluff
  • im gonna drown in fluff
  • Pick-Up Lines
  • cuteness
  • just akaashi and bokuto being dorks

  Summary

  "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
  "Well your hair is white enough."
  "Akaashi! Rude!"

  Series

  • Part 3 of Pick-Up Lines for Dorks

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,210

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  517

  Bookmarks:

  51

  Hits:

  3,873

• Oblivious To Love by TsunTsunBaby

  Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  20 Oct 2015

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  • Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio
  • Hinata Shouyou
  • Kageyama Tobio
  • Fluff
  • Pick-Up Lines
  • its uhh suppose to be cute
  • ?????
  • its midterms omg
  • im sorry
  • theyre both dorks
  • edit: im supposed to be job hunting but here i am proof reading this after so long
  • i fucking love myself
  • my mother is so mad i keep laughing and not job hunting

  Summary

  Yellow filled Hinata’s vision. The inside of his bag was stuffed full with bananas.

  Hinata was terrified.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Pick-Up Lines for Dorks

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,087

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  528

  Bookmarks:

  44

  Hits:

  6,561

• I’d Fall For You Even In Zero G by TsunTsunBaby

  Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  05 Sep 2018

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  • Keith/Lance (Voltron)
  • Lance (Voltron)
  • Keith (Voltron)
  • Pick-Up Lines
  • Fluff
  • Angst
  • only slightly tho
  • like lance gets hurt a bit but he’s fine
  • also the ‘do you want the d’ pick up line makes me cackle like crazy
  • i actually love it
  • Humor
  • Cute
  • im not tagging other characters since they’re only mentioned in passing
  • Swearing
  • again only some i believe
  • a lot less than what i use in daily life

  Summary

  Let it never be said that Lance thought all pick up lines were good.

  But they sure as hell are fun.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Pick-Up Lines for Dorks

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,783

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  118

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  1,130