12 signs that your friends are secretly dating
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"How– to– tell– if– your– friends– are– secretly– dating" Hinata mumbles as he types. "Oh hey, there's a wiki-how page!" he exclaims.
"Is this such a common conundrum that people face?" Ushijima muses out loud.
"What's a conundrum?" asks Kageyama.
Aran sighs.Aran is exhausted, Google is helpful and everybody is curious.
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“Wait, if I’m getting my high school setter then shouldn’t Omi-san get his?” Hinata asks, a glint in his eye. Koutarou watches Atsumu’s face cycle through like five different emotions and none of them comprehensible to him.
“Oh, Iizuna-san!” exclaims Motoya, adding fuel to the fire.
“That makes sense,” Hoshiumi says, a shit eating grin on his face.
“Wait, no–”
“We’re only going by your rules, Atsumu-san,” Hinata says innocently.
“No, listen. It isn’t ‘bout high school. It’s about chemistry!”
Kiyoomi drops his chopsticks into the noodles.People need to stop shocking Bokuto into the stratosphere
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"Hey, dumbass, what's that supposed to mean?! You think I look ugly?"
"What? No, you're not ugly at all. I mean– that's just," Hinata huffs then lets out a sigh that Rin can feel in his bones. "You're such an idiot, Kageyama."
He feels for Hinata, he really does. But most of all, he feels for Karasuno that had to deal with these idiots for three years. He can understand now why Tsukishima Kei always looks like he ate a lemon.
The Olympics is actually a hotspot for secret relationships and Bokuto has achieved the state of Zen.
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“Holy shit, so basically what we witnessed was Omi-san being comfortable with Atsumu-san?” Hinata exclaims.
“I thought what we witnessed was a failed attempt at murder,” Yaku says weakly.
The team is one incident away from a workplace safety seminar
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Hoshiumi shoves a phone at him to use as a makeshift microphone. Ushijima takes it without hesitation.
“Observe the Sakusa Kiyoomi in his natural habitat. Note the controlled posture, the economy of movement. He conserves energy, expending it only on carefully calculated tasks. His breathing is steady. His focus, absolute. Truly, a solitary and disciplined specimen.”
Nothing says Olympic preparation like wildlife documentaries and fake study sessions.
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mattsun
HELL YEAH HAJIME. those veins 👀
makki
benchpress me next, king
oikawa ♡
STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND??
also hajime that tshirt is illegal, why r u like thisHajime considers retirement, engagement and murder. One of those is not like the others.
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Hinata stares at him. “That makes absolutely no sense.”
“It does!” Kourai insists. “Think about it. All that vitamin D and open air messed with your height potential. You’re short by environment. I’m short by genetics.”
Hinata blinks. “That’s not how bodies work.”
Bokuto, who has been listening intently, raises a hand. “Wait, is that actually scientifically possible?”
“No,” Hinata says flatly.
“I’m going to Google it,” Bokuto announces anyway, pulling out his phone.
Wakatoshi finds the logic difficult to follow, but he appreciates their enthusiasm.Short Kings, birdbrains and pseudoscience.
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Serve Me Gently @vbarchive99
Replying to @sunarin
I think jnt gets away with doing batshit stuff because all their members are gorgeous
Iwaizumi Hajime @iwaizumi207
Replying to @vbarchive99
They get away with it because im constantly doing damage control
Serve Me Gently @vbarchive99
Replying to @iwaizumi207
!!!! okay, sir, respectfully, when i say jnt members are gorgeous, i am including you too (respectfully, pls don’t scream at me again oikawa senshu)Weaponized flirting, Praise kinks and a Study in Jealousy
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“Ah,” Ushijima says, as if remembering something important. Then, very calmly, he turns to Suna. “Suna. Please point your phone’s camera at Bokuto-kun.”
Suna blinks. “Uh, okay?” He obediently swivels the phone toward Bokuto, who looks confused but grins anyway, and throws up a peace sign.
Only once the lens is trained on Bokuto properly, does Ushijima add, with the serene gravity of a man announcing the weather, “Tendou Satori is my boyfriend.”Kiss, Marry, Kill and the near death experiences of Bokuto Koutarou.
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