A Mouthful of Forevers

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• This Must Be The Place by snailsfromthecrypt

  Fandoms: Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Bill Hader RPF, Saturday Night Live RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Jul 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bill Hader/You
  • Bill Hader/Reader
  • Bill Hader/Original Female Character(s)
  • Bill Hader
  • Meet-Cute
  • Fast Burn
  • Strangers to Lovers
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Someone please shut me the fuck up
  • Explicit Language
  • Phone Sex
  • Texting
  • A tiny bit of d/s if you squint
  • Minor Angst
  • pining...longing...yearning even
  • romcom tropes galore
  • No use of y/n

  Summary

  You travel to the United States to find yourself, and find Bill instead.

  A story about connection, healing, and hope.

  Series

  • Part 1 of A Mouthful of Forevers

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  53,474

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  53

  Kudos:

  105

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  4,432

• It Never Rains in Southern California by snailsfromthecrypt

  Fandoms: Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Bill Hader RPF, Saturday Night Live RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Oct 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bill Hader/You
  • Bill Hader/Reader
  • Bill Hader/Original Female Character(s)
  • Bill Hader
  • Established Relationship
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Explicit Language
  • Fluff and Smut
  • They are in love your honour
  • some very minor d/s
  • bondage but in the most vanilla way imaginable
  • tiny bit of spanking
  • also they fuck in the kitchen AGAIN guys idk how this keeps happening
  • the surfaces are disinfected after I promise
  • no proper angst just two anxious people being anxious
  • No use of y/n
  • Dirty Talk
  • why does tagging smut in fics feel like recounting your sins in a confessional
  • forgive me father for I have written many naughty words

  Summary

  It’s August, and LA is hot. Very hot. And reader’s air con is broken. Luckily, Bill and his big, cool house in the hills are here to help…

  Series

  • Part 2 of A Mouthful of Forevers

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  12,081

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  30

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  1,489

• Intermission by snailsfromthecrypt

  Fandoms: Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Bill Hader RPF, Saturday Night Live RPF  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Mar 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bill Hader/You
  • Bill Hader/Original Female Character(s)
  • Bill Hader

  Series

  • Part 3 of A Mouthful of Forevers

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  391

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  16

  Hits:

  430