Vulcan Pick Up Lines

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• What were your parents' professions...because certain sections of your anatomy resemble fine baking. by lirulin

  Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  27 Jan 2024

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  • Spock/Nyota Uhura
  • Spock
  • Nyota Uhura
  • technically this is crack played perfectly straight
  • vulcan pick up lines
  • Pick-Up Lines
  • Bad Pick-Up Lines
  • vulcans being vulcan
  • star trek kink meme
  • STXI Kink Meme
  • Archive purposes
  • Science Pick-Up Lines

  Summary

  Spock "seduces" Uhura.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Vulcan Pick Up Lines

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  783

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  420

• It's Cultural. by lirulin

  Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  27 Jan 2024

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Spock & Kirk - Relationship
  • Spock (Star Trek)
  • Spock
  • James T. Kirk
  • Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
  • Some Poor Nurse Who Should Speak To HR
  • technically this is crack played perfectly straight
  • vulcan pick up lines
  • Pick-Up Lines
  • Bad Pick-Up Lines
  • Science Pick-Up Lines
  • star trek kink meme
  • STXI Kink
  • STXI Kink Meme
  • Archive purposes
  • James T. Kirk & Spock Friendship

  Summary

  Spock wants to eat dinner. Kirk wants to learn Vulcan Pick Up Lines. Scotty is also here.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Vulcan Pick Up Lines

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,957

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  12

  Hits:

  162