Love, Hate, and Other Ministry Accidents
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The clock read three AM, the peacock was staring at her, and she was currently having an orgasm around Draco Malfoy's cock.
As had happened numerous times in her life following her eleventh birthday, Hermione Granger found herself wide awake and cursing the fact that her current predicament was all Harry's fault.
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- Part 1 of Love, Hate, and Other Ministry Accidents
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"Hit me again, Granger, and we're both going to regret it."
"What could you possibly do, Malfoy, that will make me regret the misfortune of having to be partnered with you for this Merlin's forsaken case any more than I already do?"
She stopped moving to glare up at him, piercing him with the anger flaming in her eyes. It was an unfortunate moment for him to realize that there were flecks of green in her irises.
"You are, without doubt, the most annoying, insufferable, swaggeringly self-important arse I have ever had to deal with, and I was engaged to Ronald."
A huff escaped her as she sucked in air between angry words, her breath hot and warm on his neck and chin as it ghosted his skin."You are equally insufferable, Granger. A haughty, overbearing, flippant swot who has the capacity to drive me mental faster than anyone I've ever met, and I dated Pansy for years."
His mouth moved closer until his breath was coasting over the shell of her ear, his smirk widening as she shuddered.
"And if you hit me one more time, I'm going to tear off your trousers and fuck you against this wall."Series
- Part 2 of Love, Hate, and Other Ministry Accidents
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He doesn't have feelings for Hermione Granger. The thought alone is preposterous.
Because, for one thing - he doesn't do feelings. At all. Never has and never will.
And for another, they were talking about Hermione Granger for Merlin's sake. The bushy-headed, holier-than-thou know-it-all who lived to get all the right answers and take the piss from him.
And they hated each other - right?Sure, the sex was mind blowing. And he was finding it harder and harder not to obsess over her every minute of the day. But that didn't mean he liked her.
It just meant - Well he wasn't sure, but it wasn't that.
Definitely not. Was it?So take a Ministry Gala, an international posting, and an inability to control his libido (or his erection) -
Mix that with interloping colleagues, the aforementioned curly-headed torment of his very existence, and a best friend who just won't quit.
Shake extremely well -And he's definitely going to have his hands full getting through this one.
Fuck.
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- Part 3 of Love, Hate, and Other Ministry Accidents
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With the Spickle case closed, their partnership is at an end. So why can't they let go?
-'Deleted' Scene from Un/Anticipated-
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- Part 4 of Love, Hate, and Other Ministry Accidents