April 1st Stories
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Instead of being cast into the volcano, what if the Ring were given to Aule the Smith to unmake? Aule has the ability to unmake the Ring, but Sauron was his apprentice, and Aule is fond of him.
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- Part 1 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2025 - The Maiar: A Low-Budget Documentary by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: lotr - Fandom
02 Apr 2025
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The Nazgul watch a documentary on public television about the early days of Valinor, and realize their Master is in it.
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- Part 2 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2024 - The Sign of the Prancing Pony by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings - Fandom
13 Apr 2024
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Bob and Nob, hobbit servants at the Prancing Pony, prank the famous tavern sign. Meanwhile, the people of Bree worry about minor threats - a dwarf sighting, a wolf's paw print, and the mysterious Rangers, while failing to notice the two extremely dangerous Nazgul who are sitting at the bar, drinking beer.
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- Part 3 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2023 - Urzahil's Dream Job by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Apr 2023
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When Sauron returns to Mordor and openly declares himself, Urzahil of Umbar (The Mouth of Sauron) accepts a job offer to serve as an emissary. This is an except from "Emissary II", and a companion piece to "Diplomatic Relations."
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- Part 4 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2022 - I Choose a Mortal Life by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Apr 2022
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Elrond and Elros, who are Half-Elven and therefore able to choose whether to be mortal or immortal, choose very different fates.
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- Part 5 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2021 - Our Most Beloved Star by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Apr 2021
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Six-year-old twins Elrond and Elros are kidnapped Maedhros and Maglor, the two surviving sons of Fëanor, who hope their mother will surrender her Silmaril to get her children back.
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- Part 6 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2020 - The Fell Winter by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Apr 2020
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Flurry Oldbuck, a hobbit of the Shire and notorious trickster, witnesses the wolves cross the frozen Brandywine River.
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- Part 7 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2019 - Another Man's Trash by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 May 2019
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The Ring is destroyed, yet Barad-dur is still standing. Saruman goes inside to find anything Sauron left behind that might tell him how to make a Ring.
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- Part 8 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2018 - The Hazards of Self-Taught Magic by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Apr 2024
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Prince Tindomul (the Witch King of Angmar) plans to sail from Númenor to Valinor in an early attempt to break the Ban. As with any craft, a self-taught practitioner is expert in some areas and ignorant in others, and may not know what they don't know.
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- Part 9 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2017 - Fëanor, The World's Worst Son-In-Law by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Apr 2024
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The sons of Feanor watch funny cat videos on the Palantir.
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- Part 10 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2016 - The Battle of Sarn Ford by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: Silmarillion, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Apr 2016
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In SA 1700, Sauron swept across Middle Earth on a mission to take the three Elven Rings from Gil-Galad, and was swept back just as quickly.
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- Part 11 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2015 - The Loss of Tol Sirion by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: Silmarillion, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Apr 2016
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Sauron battles Luthien the great hound Huan for Tol Sirion, and loses everything but the shirt on his back. No, make that everything.
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- Part 12 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2014 - Sofa City by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Apr 2016
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After losing Isengard, Saruman has to sleep on a relative's couch.
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- Part 13 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2013 - Diplomatic Relations by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Apr 2016
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50 years before the War of the Ring, the Mouth of Sauron is pranked by the Nazgul on his first day as Chief Ambassador for Mordor.
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- Part 14 of April 1st Stories
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Apr 1, 2012 - Mordor is under new management by Uvatha_the_Horseman
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Apr 2016
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It's April 1st, and Mordor's Official Website tells of Sauron's overthrow by his most trusted lieutenants. Aragorn and Gandalf try to figure out what it means.
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- Part 15 of April 1st Stories