house of balloons
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“You don’t get it. I planned our first date, first kiss, and first threesome within fifteen minutes of meeting him.”
“He’s old enough to be your father.”
“He’s only ten years older, actually, but God that would be so much hotter. You think he’ll let me call him daddy?”
Or: Scaramouche doesn't know if he hates or wants to fuck Childe's professor. Zhongli makes the decision for him.
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- Part 1 of house of balloons