[Podfic] A Terribly Suited Couple
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[Podfic] In Many A Mused Rhyme by Oddfront, RsCreighton, TwoBoredBenches
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types
04 Oct 2024
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Lydia straightens her shoulders. “So this is what I propose.”
Betelgeuse cackles. “Poor choice of words.”
“Stay with me for five years. You’ll see the world, experience things - you can scare to your heart’s content, as long as you don’t kill anybody. I just want your protection for myself and whoever I’m working with. After that time, I’ll marry you, you come alive, and you can retire to Hawaii or wherever the hell you want.”
His laughter fades as she speaks until he’s just staring at her, jaw dropped and eyes wide. “So, not a poor choice of words, then.”
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aka the one where betelgeuse makes a fake deal so he can spend some time with his wife and thinks this will somehow be enough. spoiler alert: it's not.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] A Terribly Suited Couple
- Part 1 of 2024 Halloween Podfics
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[Podfic] The Spoils of War by Oddfront, RsCreighton, TwoBoredBenches
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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Betelgeuse thinks for a long moment, affecting a dramatically pensive expression. “Listen. I love ya, so I’ll make you a deal,” he offers, hair turning a brighter green as he tries an excitable, innocent grin on for size.
Lydia isn’t stupid; her husband is innocent in the same way murder is a virtue. “And what’s in it for you?”
He grins, leaning forward.“Nothing much. Just the next time you say that word,” he says, breath icy cool on her face, “I get one night. Whatever I want.”
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aka the one where lydia has to reintroduce bj to the fam as her husband, adam is the best dad, and bj, well, it’s his turn to get the better end of a deal.
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- Part 2 of [Podfic] A Terribly Suited Couple
- Part 2 of 2024 Halloween Podfics