JRWI Wattpad Shenanigans

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• Gillion gets SOLD to the Riptide Pirates!? (GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBAIT) by AbsurdLittleMan, mx_mycota

  Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  19 Feb 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gillion Tidestrider
  • Chip (Just Roll With It)
  • Jay Ferin
  • Oliver (Just Roll With It)
  • Pretzel (Just Roll With It)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Old Man Earl (Just Roll With It)
  • Crack
  • Parody
  • Sold to One Direction
  • Band Fic
  • Kidnapping
  • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
  • Assassins & Hitmen
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Interrogation
  • Alternate Universe - Noir
  • Self-Indulgent
  • American Politics
  • gillion is y/n coded
  • and gillion's mom has a whole ass noir sideplot
  • intentional typos to better emulate an authentic 2015 wattpad experience
  • pistolwhip sort of implied but not enough to merit tagging for (at the moment at least)

  Summary

  A parody of classic Wattpad boy band fanfiction in which Gillion's mom sells him to the Riptide Pirates for drugs, and Gil proves once and for all that he is not like other girls.

  Series

  • Part 1 of JRWI Wattpad Shenanigans

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,307

  Chapters:

  6/?

  Comments:

  50

  Kudos:

  58

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  640

• Crystal Tidestrider Chapters by AbsurdLittleMan, mx_mycota

  Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Original Work  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  06 Dec 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Original Character/Original Character
  • Timothy Cassander (original character)
  • Crystal Methamphetamine Tidestrider (original character)
  • Gillion Tidestrider
  • Riptide Pirates Crew Members
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Noir Detectives
  • Femme Fatale (except shes 43 and a MILF)
  • M for Mother because she's serving cunt
  • (m for violence and language actually)
  • Alternate Universe - Noir
  • Eldritch Horror
  • lovecraft can suck my dick but the whole "old evil monsters in the ocean" thing is pretty cool
  • so im stealing that. YOINK. ur monsters r mine now and im making them SILLY
  • (im laughing with malicious intent and mischevious inflection rn)
  • Fanart

  Summary

  All the Crystal chapters from "Gillion gets SOLD to the RIPTIDE PIRATES??"

  Finally, after like two years, I've collected all of the chapters about Crystal into their own fic! Crys enjoyers, your time is now! Also, I will be posting new Crys chapters over here as I write them, which will probably be ahead of the posting schedule for the main fic. So if you guys want to read more of her, keep an eye on this fic.

  for anybody who hasn't read "Gillion gets SOLD": what are you doing?? go read that first. Crystal Meth Tidestrider will NOT make sense without that much-needed context.

  edit: I will also be adding various art I've done for this series!

  Series

  • Part 2 of JRWI Wattpad Shenanigans

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  10,888

  Chapters:

  5/?

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  52