You can escape prison but you can't escape the tropes
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You can escape prison but you can't escape the tropes by autoschediastic
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
28 Oct 2024
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“You know, and this may come as a surprise to you, but I’ve given it a lot of thought over the last three-hundred odd words of introductory text, and Logan, old buddy, good pal, second light of my life but in no way secondary....” Wade buttscoots closer, hides his mouth behind a casual hand on his chin. “I don’t think this is the tax-paying, god-fearing institution of rehabilitation it pretends to be. Splinters in the ballsack have got to be unconstitutional.”
“No shit.” Logan heaves a tired sigh. “What’re you even doing here, Wade?”
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“Do I want to know what you’re muttering about?” Logan asks.
“It’s so cute how you think saying it like that is not admitting you actually do want to know.” Wade creeps up to the next bend in the hallway and peeps out to see if the path ahead is clear. The enticing ruse falls flat; fate refuses to be tempted. He trudges onward.
“Unrelenting boredom has no place in a prison break."
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