Memes
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A meme of Gale goes viral, and Astarion can't help teasing him about it.
31 Gays of Summer Day 25: Memes
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“My love, please stop. I am begging you.”“How badly do you want me to stop?” Astarion tilts his head as he lets the robe drop to the floor.
Gale looks almost panicked and then remembers the game that Astarion is playing. “Oh, no no no.” He wags his finger. “You are not going to get me that easily.” Gale grabs his whiskey and sits down, deciding to call Astarion’s bluff. His eyes, however, betray him as he rakes them over Astarion repeatedly.
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- Part 19 of 31 Gays of Summer (ALL) - misslillianvalentine
- Part 6 of Gale for Waterdeep
- Part 1 of Memes
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Bloodweave Listens & Sometimes Judges by misslillianvalentine
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Nov 2024
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Astarion talks Gale into making a video for his social media followers, and it is very enlightening.
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“We listen and we don’t judge.”
“Do you remember that time we had a party and I suggested we leave up the cat decoration because it really suited the room?” Astarion raises his eyebrows, waiting for a response.
“Yes,” Gale says suspiciously.
“Well, it’s covering up a hole in the wall.” Astarion doesn’t try to hide the amusement in his voice.
“What? How did-”
Astarion interrupts him. “We don’t have time to get into that now.”
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- Part 2 of Memes
- Part 4 of Holiday Season Fics
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Astarion finally comes clean about the hole in the wall.
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One time my friend and I were super bored so we raided my boyfriend’s bookcase for something to do. She found a book about hypnotism that looked pretty funny, so we decided to try and hypnotize each other.
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- Part 3 of Memes
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After an awful first meeting weeks ago at Underdark, Gale never wants to see Astarion again. Definitely not. He doesn't even think about him....ever. Don't worry about what he posts on Craigslist.
Astarion can't stop thinking about Gale, but he has no idea how to contact him until his closest friend, Halsin, sends him a missed connection post on Craigslist.
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- Part 4 of Memes
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Astarion records a TikTok with Gale, and Gale shares everything he’s ever stuck in his butt.
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A Bloodweave version of the TikTok trend “Things my husband and I have stuck up our butts.”
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- Part 5 of Memes