Confessions of a 'Fucking Simp'

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• Confessions of a 'Fucking Simp': Your Hairline Is Nonexistent- Literally by Sleepdeprivedstsg

  Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Dec 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
  • Getou Suguru & Gojo Satoru & Ieiri Shoko
  • Getou Suguru
  • Gojo Satoru
  • Ieiri Shoko
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Crack
  • Getou Suguru is Whipped
  • Gojo Satoru is So Done
  • Bald Getou Suguru
  • Baldguru Nation Rise
  • Coming Out
  • But About Being Bald
  • Suguru Wears A Wig
  • Confessions
  • Established Relationship
  • Ieiri Shoko is So Done
  • Secrets
  • Mature/Suggestive Language
  • Pathetic Getou Suguru
  • absolute crack
  • author is dying
  • I don't know what possessed me to write this
  • Break Up
  • and make up
  • Kinda
  • Satoru Has A Daddy Kink If You Squint
  • Misunderstandings
  • Romantic Gestures
  • Inspired by Hallmark Movies
  • again kinda

  Summary

  "What shouldn't Shoko tell me, Sugs?"

  "Uh... S- she shouldn't tell you that- that I, um... that I'm cheating on you."

  "What."

  "WHAT?!"

  "Fuck."

  Alternatively, Suguru- in an effort to hide his deep dark secret from Satoru- ends up lying to Satoru about cheating on him. A Hallmark-esque plot, combined with some sashisu shennanigans, ensues.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Taffy's Crack Fics
  • Part 1 of Confessions of a 'Fucking Simp'

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,069

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