gettin' nuttin' for drollmas
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Mystery Work
Part of (secret secret?? i love that song!) - bab's private/removed fics
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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their eyes meet, and seungmin searches for something in his face; it's not a yes, but it's not—he thinks wanting things is maybe more complicated than he thought. he likes being liked the way seungmin likes him; he doesn't like the way liking chris made him feel, like he'd done something wrong, always trying to play catch-up. he wonders what it would feel like to want seungmin; he thinks he'd like to try.
"take me home?"
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- Part 2 of gettin' nuttin' for drollmas
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"i'm younger than you, but i'm not that young," porsche says, and kinn just laughs at him.
"that's exactly what a young person would say." kinn looks at him, not the way he had earlier, like he was cataloguing all of the places he wanted to touch, but actually looks at him; their eyes meet, and porsche sticks his tongue out, just to see kinn laugh again; smile wide, with all of his teeth, eyes glittering.
"you say that like you're old," porsche says, when the laughter tapers off, and kinn is taking another sip of his drink; the air feels lighter, now, and he doesn't know where the space between them went; he doesn't know when their legs started touching, when kinn's hand wrapped around his ankle, feet close enough to be in his lap, but not quite.
“i’m surely almost three times your age,” he says with a raised brow; he's not wrong, according to the card and the candles he'd seen on the kitchen counter; happy fifty-ninth birthday.
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- Part 3 of gettin' nuttin' for drollmas
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heard you like magic by Baby_Droll for thisnightsrevels
Fandoms: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
15 Dec 2024
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"you know, you don't have to if you don't—"
"i want to," and he does, because if there's anything he knows about porsche, it's that he's really good at sex, and that's not something kinn says lightly. this is the best no-strings attached sex arrangement he's ever had, mainly because it's the only one he's ever had.
he'd caught the last helicopter out of the dating app hellscape and didn't look back, and then it wasn't such a lucky break when they were drawing lines down their home to see who got what with a packet of sticky notes and an irresponsible amount of tequila.
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- Part 4 of gettin' nuttin' for drollmas
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Mystery Work
Part of (secret secret?? i love that song!) - bab's private/removed fics
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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Mystery Work
Part of (secret secret?? i love that song!) - bab's private/removed fics
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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Mystery Work
Part of (secret secret?? i love that song!) - bab's private/removed fics
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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they go to eight baby-showers in four months.
every single one of them, felix plasters a smile on, and swans around with knuckles that are white and mottled red from how hard he's been clutching at the stem of champagne glasses; every single moment he spends watching everybody he knows live out his dream, he gets closer and closer to going back to that pitiful plan of poking holes in condoms and ripping up the five year plan binder that has been haunting his life since they got mated.
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- Part 8 of gettin' nuttin' for drollmas
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he lets felix pick the title; lazy snow day with my brother ☃︎⋆꙳•❅*ִ | edging & rubbing ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ | special request for rkve.
it makes his mouth water every time felix leans into it; he shouldn't like it as much as he does, but he likes it, and he likes it too much; the people who watch their videos question it all the time, if it's real, or if it's just something they play up for show; part of him wants to stake his claim and prove it, show off their matching freckles and identical smiles, the rest of him knows better, knows that it would ruin both of them, knows that this little bubble they have where nobody knows or bats an eye at them holding hands isn't something he wants to lose.
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- Part 9 of gettin' nuttin' for drollmas
- Part 2 of gettin' nasty-nasty, gettin' freaky-deaky
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go one-sixty, swiftly by Baby_Droll for boysbeloving
Fandoms: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
22 Dec 2024
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"porsche, can you look at me?" his voice is gentle, and porsche wants to keep his head down, but he tries to make eye contact; dr. theerapanyakun doesn't look disgusted, he looks worried, and that makes porsche feel worse, now he knows he's going to die.
"if anything happens, i want you to have my personal number. if things get too bad, we might need—" he sighs, and folds his hands on his desk, "we might need to put you in a coma, or do ice-baths, or just, anything to keep your body from overheating and your brain from taking damage because of the fever. i know it's scary," he probably says that because porsche can feel himself go faint from the blood leaving his face, and his eyes going wide, "but that is the worst case scenario."
"you should be fine."
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- Part 10 of gettin' nuttin' for drollmas
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"you really can't keep your eyes to yourself," it makes him clam up with shame, but porsche just laughs again, "you don't have to, i like it when you look, fuck, i just like it when people look. that's the problem, i like it when people look, i like it when people touch, it's the reason he liked me, and now it's the reason he hates me."
"what do you mean?" kinn asks, shamefully, still staring at the serpent that wraps around his thigh; it's being bitten in half by a fox spirit, and it's hard to look away; there are flowers and script he can't read tangled around it; it's beautiful, but it terrifies him; he doesn't know why.
"i did porn. nothing you would have been paying attention to, i'm an, ah, acquired taste, but. that's how he met me, and he thinks he saved me, and he got really mad about the threesome and the orgy and the stuff he knows about, i mean i get it. the stuff he doesn't know about?"
porsche raises an eyebrow, nudging kinn with his knee.
"that's where the real fun starts."
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- Part 11 of gettin' nuttin' for drollmas
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just to stop the feeling by Baby_Droll for mirrorofprinces
Fandoms: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
24 Dec 2024
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"he just what? he thinks the divorce papers meant nothing? we didn't— we didn't work. we were young and horny and stupid, and now you have an actual life, a good one, even, when we're not chasing down a teenage boy like he's an escaped convict. what's there to be insecure about? i drive a car that should qualify as a threat to national safety, i'm a fucking bartender, i live with two roommates, and i got pregnant at eighteen, because you thought the back alley hormones cancelled out the girl in me and you could pull out and we'd be fine—"
"that is not how i said that—" kinn sputters, ignoring the rest of it, and porsche laughs.
"it's not not how you said it, and the worst part is that it worked! it got me in the back of your car with my knees by my ears. and i don't know which one of us is stupider, i just know i would have taken the alimony if i knew you were going to be rich."
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- Part 12 of gettin' nuttin' for drollmas
