Completely Unnecessary CrackShip
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A Spoonful of Feelings and a Knife to the Heart by our_sunny_selves
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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Hermione Granger has survived war, exams, and Harry’s reckless life choices—but she wasn’t prepared for this.
One fateful night in the Hogwarts kitchens, she falls into a love triangle… with a spoon and a butter knife. The spoon is warm, comforting, and safe. The knife is steady, unyielding, and maddeningly irresistible. Now, every night, she returns, torn between soft security and dull-edged intensity.
Will she choose? Can she choose? Or will she simply lose her mind over what cutlery will treat her best?
(Featuring: dramatic indecision, emotional damage by silverware, and the most unnecessary crisis Hogwarts has ever seen.)
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- Part 1 of Completely Unnecessary CrackShip
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Hermione warned Ron she'd fuck his dad.
He should have believed her. Harry too.
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- Part 2 of Completely Unnecessary CrackShip