The series where i try to write smut while being bitchless
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Help fuck i angered a dictator by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
14 Mar 2025
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MY FIRST SMUT FIC AND ITS A SWAGDOONS UNSTABLE UNIVERSE FIC WATCH 13 YEAR OLD ME KILL MYSELF IF I SHOW THEM THIS FIC.
ANYWAYS. takes place after the video "I survived minecrafts most corrupt city.." by ParrotX2
Ash doesnt rlly care that parrot is gone he has better things to do with his time. And being a great and powerful leader of the biggest mafia in the server comes with pros, such as punishing your business partner however you like. And you find him pretty anyways so why not share with the class.
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I had this idea of Zam getting railed by everyone in lifesteal cause this bitch is shipped with everyone i see istg.
So considering how he's gay rp-ing with so many fucking people i thought why not all of them fuck him! :D
BUT. i didnt know who or how or where to start so ill leave it to the ao3 lifesteal smut fans :3
Plus this is also smut writing practice for me haha
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this is so fluff and smut i wanted to die writing this.
Author projects their thoughts of sex to Baconwaffles zero in a smut fanfiction.
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Bacon wakes up forgetting he has a boyfriend momentarily and then said boyfriend is also horny.Sex ensues.
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How to tame a ParrotX2 written by Ashswagg by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
04 May 2025
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I got tired of waiting for someone to do this prompt.
*thanos picking up a quill png* so i did it myself....
A twist of ending to "Yearning for the life I wish we couldve had..." by anonymous.
What if Ash had another use for Parrot and Wifies instead of killing one off? :)
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Wemmbu comes home tired and sick of shit, in comes Eggchan to save the day with great sex
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I had this idea since the time that episode was out, it has been in my list of smut shit i want to write so here you go
Also i cannot believe this is the first and only work in the Wemmbu/ Jaden tag..... lord help me
Wemmbu and Jaden stuck in a cobweb, things escalate when Wemmbu becomes stupid and falls.
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Seeing the milky way in the bathroom by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
17 May 2025
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Nufuli has always looked up to Leo.
On one of the days Leo made him look up to him so..
He cant wait for more training days..
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Im a little lad who likes berries and cream by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
30 May 2025
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Loppezz fucking has had enough of Wemmbu barging into snow civ as if nothing was wrong.
If he wants to fake being nice okay sure. She'll fuck the lesson into his brain. Teach him not to fuck with her again.
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Loppezz is mad abt Wemmbu's actions in sky civ. She fucks him to apologize to her.
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Lowk wrote this fr my friend but i was also missing LeoCube :(
Cube uses a contraption on his man and nearly blueballs him. Thats it. Thats the fic.
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Mane loved Bacon dearly, there was nothing more above him.
Bacon struggles to confront Mane about his scars, Mane kisses them and does the unexpected.
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I'll paint you in red, fill my heart with dread by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
02 Jul 2025
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Parrot and Wifies.
Parrot and Wifies.
Parrot and Wifies.His talons paints his skin with red lines, Wifies just wants to help him relax. He just wants him safe.
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Parrot tries to escape and Wifies says chill bro lets make out instead. And then he gets bloody sex
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Forgive me for the title. -- Mousse
Subz needs to lay dem eggs but didnt tell Vitalasy cause of...reasons.
Vitalasy finds out and then fluff and smut happens YYAAAAYYY
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Pentar just wanted to know E's secret, he didnt want to do this but whats done is done.
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Flame does not take Jaden betraying him lightly...
A tideblaze rape fic
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Stars in my eyes as you steal my light by Anonymous
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
28 Oct 2025
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Spoke was watching something as he and Planet were having a slumber party.
He decides to try it out with someone,
the hot chocolate is left in the nightstand, cold.
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Takes place in the impersonation wemmbu episode except Wemmbu missed egg from their last encounter and he wants to be fucked stupid so HERE WE ARE!!
Following events from this fic
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Mousse's request book for the ao3 readers by Anonymous
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Parkour Civilization (Web Series), PVP Civilization (Web Series)
03 Feb 2026
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ik i usually post my requests on a standalone and i usually take reqs from tumblr , but heres for the ppl who dont got tumblr hachoo :D.
I FIXED THE LINK OH MY GOD
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Second part of webs are fun with you around tee hee
MORE JADENBU. THESE TWO WERE ROTTING MY BRAIN GRRGJEHGJHGEHGEFHJWFWJHFWH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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INSPIRED BY THIS TWEET RIGHT HERE !!
A oneshot where Shoebill kidnaps Theo and Parrot and decided he likes playing with his food....
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